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Look at all our married friends.
What do they have in common?
That they're all married?
They're in captivity!
That's what marriage is.
They have that same glazed-over
look that lions at the zoo have.
You know why you've never
heard a lion at the zoo roar?
Because I'm a grown man
and I don't go to the zoo?
Okay, I'm a grown man and I
go to the zoo all the time.
- Is there something weird about it?
- It's kind of weird.
I got an annual pass.
What, am I not gonna use it?
That's ridiculous!
Does your lion metaphor
have a point?
You never hear lions
roar at the zoo
because you need
f***ing balls to roar, man!
- They're good.
- Yeah, like, really good.
Can I ask you a question?
Shoot.
How did we get here, man?
Well, my hillbilly cousin gave
me this gun as a wedding present
and now we're using it to destroy
all the other wedding presents.
- No, not here...
Man, how did we get here
in life?
How could you stay with
someone so long,
when the whole time
you guys were together
she treated you so...
I don't know what the word...
'Cause I don't want to offend you,
because you're
What is the word
I'm looking for?
- Cold?
- Cunty.
Careful.
I don't know, man.
When you're in something, you only
see what you want to see, right?
And I saw the girl that
I was supposed to marry.
On paper she was perfect.
I mean, so was Bitcoin
No, actually,
I didn't see this coming.
I totally thought this would be
more of a murder-suicide situation.
Yeah. Wait, what?
Oh, she was going to kill you,
dude. That's for sure.
But then I like to think
in my fantasy world,
she would at least
have the courage
to turn the gun
on herself afterwards.
Is this the sh*t
I know, right? It's weird.
Okay, do you guys know real songs
at all or do you just eavesdrop?
She checked all the boxes.
- Oh this one, okay. Let's hear 'em.
Okay.
Number one, she had a good job.
You paid for everything!
- She's pretty... -She never
f***ed you, so who cares?
She comes from
a really good family.
Dude, her dad
called me the n-word.
We had a plan.
Harry, I know you have plans.
You f***ing love plans.
But you need to realize
that plan sucked.
If you felt this way, why is this the
first time I'm hearing about it?
Hey, what do you think
about Christine?
She's cool, right?
No, dude. She f***ing sucks.
Anyway, do not
propose to Christine, man.
She f***ing sucks.
What?
Your fiancee f***ing sucks, man.
I don't know, man,
just never a good time
to bring it up.
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