Raiders Of The Lost Shark Page #3

I'm counting on it.

Well,

you are correct.

You can count me in, guys.

Awesome! Looks like it's

gonna be an adventure weekend.

Just Steven and the ladies.

No.

Anyone got a microbus?

This is going

to be so awesome!

Rachel. You're right,

the guardhouse is empty.

If those bozos ducked

out early again...

They didn't.

How do you know?

Crap, they didn't.

They did.

-Dumbass!

-For sure.

Dragon Lady is going to

want to know about this.

You have to call it in.

Don't let her hear

you call her that.

Patch me through to the

boss, please. Code Red.

Ma'am, your worst fears

have been confirmed.

Both of them?

Yes, ma'am.

Those idiots!

Yes, ma'am.

I told them to stay

away from the water!

It gets worse.

How can it

possibly get any worse?

It looks like they had dates.

Ma'am?

Ma'am, what would

you like us to do?

Collect all the evidence.

The geeks may find

something in that mess

and bring it all back here.

Understood.

Well, what did she say?

She wants you to

collect all the evidence

while I check the perimeter.

Really? How?

I don't know, grab

some garbage bags

from the guardhouse

or something.

Snap to it!

Laura!

What?

-What's that?

-Where?

There!

My god, there's

somebody alive out there!

We've got to get him

out of the water!

Get out of the

water, it's not safe!

-Where did he go?

-He was just there!

You're going to have

to go in and check.

-What?

-Go in and check.

He's gone!

There he is! Go!

We're sending someone

out to save you!

Dammit

Don't worry, buddy. Hold on.

Hey, where the hell did you go?

What the hell!?

Where's the rest of you?!

Fake! He was using a fake!

-Janet?

-Hello, Carly.

Or do we go by Professor

Reynolds these days?

Carly's fine. What are you...

I mean, why are you here?

It's about the island.

The island. What about it?

I haven't spoken to or

said anything to anyone.

I know, I know. Relax, Carly.

And as long as it stays that

way, we'll be just fine.

I'm here for business.

We're in need of your expertise.

My expertise?

Yes. You know what.

Captain? Captain, wake up!

What? What the hell?

Captain, we just got a call

that might be of

interest to you.

You show me the

respect I am due.

You call me sheriff.

But captain, first

of all, this is Canada

we don't have sheriffs

up here, and secondly...

Secondly, you call me sheriff

or you will no

longer be my deputy,

you'll go back to being

simply my brother-in-law.

Don't forget this post is a

favor to my wife, after all.

Sheriff,

sheriff, we just got a call

that might interest you.

That's more like

it. What kind of call?

Apparently, a pair of

townies have gone missing.

We just got a pair of frantic

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