Raiders Of The Lost Shark Page #2

brave security guard boyfriend.

I'm not scared of the water

I just don't feel like

swimming right now.

Who are you trying to kid?

Kid, nothing. I'm just

a dry-ground kinda guy

in the morning, that's all.

Nice try, chicken!

So I'm a chicken, now?

A big chicken! A big

old hungover chicken!

You know when you

get back on dry ground

you're gonna get it, right?

I'm not the one

who's a big fat...

Tracy!

Tracy!

Tracy, where are you?

Tracy! Where are you?

Where the hell...

where the hell am I?

I gotta get out of here.

So you guys want to go to

Spaz's party tonight or what?

I don't know, Steve.

Spaz's parties get

pretty out of control.

Yeah, that's why we should

all go. It'll be a riot.

To be honest, I'm not a huge

fan of Spaz to begin with.

Why not?

Cuz he's a spaz, maybe?

Ok, so what do you

guys want to do tonight?

Any bright ideas?

Isn't Wiener having a party?

Even worse.

What was up with

Professor Reynolds today?

She seemed really out of it.

Like, she drifted

off five times.

She probably just needs a

weekend of rest and relaxation.

Works for me

whenever I tune out.

Yeah, you must get

a lot of rest then.

Shut up!

No seriously, did some

stuff happen to her?

Like, bad stuff when

she was a kid, maybe?

I bet it was the island.

Yeah, I heard about it

when I was in high school.

She and some friends

went out to this island

and stuff got all messed up.

Yeah, I heard about that.

I just didn't know

Reynolds was involved.

Yeah, she was

the only survivor.

-Knock it off.

-Wait, what?

Come on, you have to

fill me in on this.

The only survivor?

Fill us, I want to

hear this story too.

Ok, so here's what

I heard happened:

Apparently there's this

company out on Murphy's Island

doing some research

or something.

Word is, something

happened there.

Something terrible.

Come on, really?

Well, not like a curse

or anything, but her sister

got killed and so did a bunch

of people working there.

She was the only survivor

and she hasn't been

the same since.

That's insane, I wonder

what could have done it.

Judging by the

way she was today

it was probably some

big-ass shark or something.

Whatever.

That's what we should do!

What's that?

We should totally check

out Murphy's Island!

Didn't I just tell you?

I don't know, it kind

of sounds exciting.

Kim, not you! I thought

you'd be cool about this.

You don't really believe

all that nonsense, do you?

No no, it's ok, maybe

we'll find Bigfoot

and he can help us

row to the island.

Or we could just ride the

Loch Ness monster there!

So are you

coming, May or what?

Are you scared?

Come on, you really think

that's going to work on me?

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