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Resume the Ludo Decker hearing.

Let's move to the sentencing.

Why is she

giving me that evil look?

Actually, she's looking at me.

She's cross-eyed.

How do you know that?

She's my ex-wife.

Your ex-wife? Sh*t! Then she's biased.

No! We separated on good terms.

- Really? Look at her expression.

- I know.

She looked like that at our wedding.

Believe me, it doesn't mean a thing.

Have the gentlemen finished?

Then I may proceed.

The court regards the defendant's

claim to have gotten lost

on the hotel roof

a feeble attempt at self-protection.

The court holds the defendant's

behavior to be highly immature.

The court moves to forego

the fine requested by the prosecutor.

Bingo, I said so!

The defendant should be allowed

to work on his poor social skills.

I sentence him to 8 months of jail.

- I'm going to jail!

- Wait!

Erika! Come on!

Sit your ass down!

The sentence will be suspended.

Terms will be 300 hours'

community service.

- In a city day-care center.

- She can't!

She can!

If the defendant violates probation,

the prison sentence will be enforced.

DAILY CHECKMATED

Hot off the press this morning,

for gentlemen with kind regards.

He screwed you two!

When I say screwed, I mean it.

And that Jrgen Vogel

screwed you two idiots

good and proper.

He's laughing at us!

Including me!

Do you know what I can't stand?

Do you know?

- When someone makes fun of us.

- You deserve a diploma!

Things like that happen.

Remember Hitler's diary?

So? And did we print it?

- No.

- Now here's something funny.

Your naked ass on Klitschko's

wedding ring. Hilarious, ain't it?

Let's get it on YouTube, eBay!

And to change the subject,

how did it go in court?

They hit me with 300 hours'

community service.

Was she mad?

What?

You'll have to cut back a little

on your free-time.

Cut back.

Cut back on f***-bunnies. Good one!

And now get out! Okay?

But instead of Stefan and Lukas,

you two get me pictures of those

folk music morons! Got it? Go!

Michi Nussbaumer and Daniela Berg.

You have decided to tie the knot

after 9 long years.

Michi, why did you wait so long?

Well, I asked my sweet pea before,

but she didn't want me.

When we were on Karl Moik's show,

Michi came to me and said

"We'd make a super team.

Whaddya say?"

Why did you say no, Dani?

We were only 12.

It was our first TV performance.

Michi, there have been strange rumors

of you wanting to separate.

And others about an affair.

Any comment?

They're nonsense.

Wouldn't you like to try the meat?

The world isn't always rosy

in our business.

And yet our job

is the best in the world!

We don't just sing

'Baby, yeah, yeah' all the time.

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