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- and sellin' 'em there.

- No, please don't!

50 cents a piece.

When I get my Camero,

it's gonna look

like the Batmobile.

Yeah, okay, keep dreamin'.

Yeah, a clickety-clunk Camero

from a buy-here-pay-here

lot maybe.

You know what?

Screw you!

Oh whatever, douche bag.

Have fun at Mage's.

God, what a douche bag.

No wonder I sleep on the job.

(sighs)

I hear ya comin'

But you won't find a way

Hey, Spence, great party.

More than five people

actually showed up.

But you're so damned loud

Hey, guys.

I just don't believe it.

Well this is

sounding familiar.

What's up?

One day, one gorm day

since me and Ashley broke up,

and is she mourning like I am?

Hell no.

She's goin' out on dates.

Well, some people

are different.

Some people like to get

right back up on the horse.

Not only that, she

decides to go out on a date

with that Neanderthal

Chuck Hanaley.

Chuck Hanley.

Isn't he that guy that works

over at Ted's Sporting Goods?

One and the same.

How does she go from a

well-mannered individual,

intelligent,

to somebody that

has to be reminded

to breathe through their nose?

Swear, if he got fresh

with her last night,

I'm gonna walk into that...

All right, hold

on, Captain Reynolds.

Put your brown coat away,

and let's think here.

If we go into Ted's

Sporting Goods half-cocked,

somebody's gonna get hurt,

and it's probably gonna be me.

And I'm not gonna be

Wash this time, damn it.

We have to plan our

moves carefully.

What do you suggest?

We could go over to her work

and ask if Chuck's been

skulking around at all.

Or you could talk to Ashley.

What if Ashley's working?

I don't want her to think

that I'm spyin' on her.

Even though you are.

[Kevin] But I don't

want it to look like I am.

'Kay, tell ya what.

I'll go in first, I'll

scope out the scene,

and, if everything's clear,

I'll ring you on your cell.

[Kevin] You're a good friend.

Okay, just wait for my call.

Hey, Kev?

Coast is clear, dude.

Seriously?

You're gonna call

me from outside

when the shop's right next door.

I said I'd call.

Come on.

Hey, PJ.

Hey, Kevin, what's up?

Not much.

Oh, I know, you

wanna see Ashley.

Hold on, she's in the back room.

Let me go get here.

No, no, no. (moans)

And you didn't ask if

she was in the back.

I didn't think of it.

Dude, I swear

if you had brains,

you'd be an idiot.

[Woman] Hey, Kev.

Hey, Ash.

So how have you been?

Good, how 'bout you?

Uh, you know, I still have that

Hellblazer graphic novel

of yours at the house.

I didn't know if you wanted

me to bring it here or?

No.

Constantine was always

more your thing than mine.

You keep it.

[Kevin] Are you sure.

- Yeah.

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