Quarantine Page #3

Hey, put that thing away.

This is adding a whole new meaning

to the term fireman's hose.

- Hey, hit the floor.

- Oh, my...

I understand

why there are no women here.

- Plenty of female firefighters.

- In this station?

No, not currently.

Okay, I think I can be a firefighter.

- Yeah, it's a lot harder than it seems.

- Keep the door closed.

You know what?

Pick something you're good at.

I bet you $ 10 I can do it better.

You all can be my witnesses.

- That's too easy. Ten bucks?

- Yeah.

How about my place?

I think we're done here.

We got everything we need.

Here we go. Listen up.

Did you know

you were gonna be on camera?

- Behind the line. Ready?

- Yeah.

- Ten bucks.

- You can't be in the way.

- I know.

- Get on that side.

I'm just saying. You guys ready?

- You know what you're doing?

- Yes.

And go.

- Get in there.

- That's not nice.

That's not fair. She pushed.

- She pushed.

- Haven't got that much time.

- Yes. You owe her 10 bucks, man.

- Ten dollars.

Pay up. Oh, that's embarrassing.

- Oh, this is embarrassing.

- That's really embarrassing.

Okay, rolling.

Just waiting

on something to happen.

You wanna go back outside?

See what they're up to?

Why not?

- Careful.

- Thank you.

We're good.

You good?

I think they're talking about you.

Will you turn up his mike?

You didn't catch no eye.

Here, give me some of that.

I'll tell you, all right?

A hundred bucks

says I can bang her by the morning.

- Oh, come on.

- I'll take that bet.

You're so busted.

Nice mike.

Missed a spot.

- Sorry, what?

- I said you missed a spot.

Oh, I know how to hit the spot.

Don't you worry about that.

I'll hold your camera.

You go kick his ass, okay?

That's how you do pick and roll.

Oh, yeah? Is that how you do it?

He'll show you how to do it later.

It's nighttime here...

...and the firefighters take turns

sleeping in these rooms here.

But if the alarm rings, they can be up

and on the truck in under one minute.

Let's check out the room.

Can you get in here?

It's like my college dorm

without the pink.

Attention, 222 Truck 16.

- Watch your back.

- Hey.

Looks like you got your call.

- Just try to keep up.

- You okay?

- We're going to the pole hole.

- Come on, come on.

- Got it?

- What you wanna do?

I can't slide down there.

Come here, come here,

come this way.

Careful, okay?

We have to get on that truck.

- There are like 15 stairs.

- I got it.

- You be careful.

- Keep going, keep going.

- It's this way?

- Yeah. Yeah, keep going.

- Be careful.

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