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were horse-drawn.

Now they're used as mascots.

But what they're trained to do

is run in and stop the traffic.

- Kind of like Fletch.

- Yeah.

That's what I do, I run out there.

Sort of like what a siren does today.

Okay, well, Wilshire can show you

what to do in case you catch on fire.

- Stop, drop and roll.

- Yeah.

So let's just pretend

you're 5 years old and on fire.

- I'm on fire.

- Wilshire's gonna teach you.

Tell me what to do.

Okay. Wilshire.

Wilshire, mark. Stay.

Wilshire, drop.

Drop. Drop.

Wilshire, roll.

Wilshire, roll.

- Good.

- Look at that.

Good boy. Good boy.

- I'm gonna live.

- Report.

You're not gonna be on fire.

So it's stop, drop and roll,

in case you catch on fire. Wilshire.

- Yeah, you know, have some fun.

- You all hang out a lot?

- Yeah.

- You kind of live together.

Yeah, we definitely live together.

Close quarters.

- Okay, good.

- Oh, ready?

So yeah, we have 48-hour shifts...

...so we have everything

we need in this place...

...from, you know,

a small gym to this handball court.

I'll show it to you.

- It's nice, right?

- Yeah.

Sir, you got a call on the office line.

Can you pick up a call

on the office line?

Non-responder.

- Oh, shoot.

- Yeah.

- I was hoping we'd get a call.

- Yeah.

Not a big one, a little call

so we can see action.

- Exciting, I guess.

- Yeah.

Gotta be annoying

when trying to finish a game.

Not if you're losing.

Every time, you know,

we go respond to a call...

...the points reset.

Depending on which side you're on,

it's sort of nice.

Works in your favor

from time to time?

Not in my favor.

What are you talking about?

I never lose.

I think I'd roller-skate

if I had access to this.

I can see you doing that. Yeah.

Okay, so this is where the men

store their boots and turnouts.

The pole hole is over here.

- The pole hole.

- Yeah, interesting name, I know.

- You got the locker room here.

- Yep.

You got the dorms here.

Our viewers

always like to see action...

...so maybe we should go

into the locker room.

- Let's go in the locker room.

- You got it.

- Right this way.

- I was kidding, I was kidding.

Okay, towel up, guys.

We got a female on deck.

- Female on the deck.

- Oh, my God.

That's Griffin.

He can't sing very well.

He's got one major talent,

so come this way.

- He's got a huge talent.

- We're not using this.

Here. We have different hoses at

the station, and this is the Griffin hose.

- Griffin hose.

- What the hell?

You know,

I hope that's a wide-angle lens.

Oh, my God.

Stay in there.

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