Quackerz Page #3
You are in China.
Oh, no...
Dad. Just leave him alone!
Don't do anything weird!
Lost?
I've never been lost in my life!
He's never been lost in his life!
Lookie here, penguin.
See where my little finger is?
- That's Ha-wa-ii.
- Maybe...
Well, your little finger
may be on Ha-wa-ii,
but your big behind is here,
in Chi-eye-na!
But our traditions oblige us
especially the stupid and fat.
Vagrant?!
So, you are welcome here...
"Bi-ya!
As our guests.
And behave yourselves!
and no boots in bed.
Is that supposed to impress me,
penguin?
Come on, impress him!
Men, shall we tell him what
we think of his kind offer?
Let's tell him, sir!
Ya!
Come on, Dad!
These guys are warriors!
Don't be dumb!
Ga, ya, ya, ah!
You're supposed to be respectful
to the Mandarin Emperor,
guardian of the sun.
Let me tell you something
about mallards, penguin!
we'll finish it!
Ya!
Ha!
I am not starting a fight.
But you mallards
can't just come to our island
and do whatever you please.
So, you admit it?
Come on, sir, you can do this!
One for me, one for me!
Yeah, yeah, give 'em a left!
Yeah, yeah!
Oh!
You missed.
Oh, you're a hard-headed penguin!
Oooh...
Aaah!
What was that?
Master! Master Peng Lee!
It's time to pump up the sun!
The sun!
I have to pump up the sun!
Where are you going?
Come back, you coward!
I haven't finished with you.
Yeah, we haven't finished!
Come back, you coward!
I have to pump the sun!
Pump up the sun?
- What the...?
- I just...
Okay, men, the enemy has apparently
retreated, and is also... crazy.
However, if you look over there,
you'll see a beautiful cruise liner...
Let's get some R&R.
What a beautiful cruise liner...
sir...
Great Emperor!
What do you say about the enemy?
Should we be scared?
Happy? Uh...
The enemy is wicked, numerous,
and very strong.
And they have the power to destroy
all that is beautiful in our island.
The newcomers are going to force us
to leave our home?
We're doomed!
Yes... we're doomed...
to win!
We'll make them leave...
with these!
Oh, yeah...
Oh, yes!
That'll scare 'em away.
Your font is terrifying!
I see your point, yes.
This sign won't slop them.
We need a bigger sign!
What am I going to do, boss,
you know, to make her mine?
Plant contraband?
Or go straight to frisk?
I don't think so.
Frisking's too dam risky.
Well, hello there.
Breathe quieter, dude!
See that safe, Kianga?
There's more gold in there
than cookies in your belly!
Whoa!
I'm okay! I'm good!
No worries!
Ahh!
Way to be quiet.
Take it slow, dude!
Oooh... Hello, Mama!
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