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Yeah, like you said yesterday.

And last week.

And the week before that,

and the month before that,

and infinity all the way.

Ah-ah-ah! Oh!

It's for real!

"This time is for real."

Yeah, we totally believe you.

Okay, Longway.

I'll see you tomorrow.

"Others will respect you more

when you wear glasses."

Oh, they'll respect me, all right!

After I've made

this intercontinental flight!

There and back again.

Ah!

Ooh...

Ah...

Hm...

Ah...

Phew...

Okay.-

Here I go! Whoa!

Oohhh!

Okay. I could!

I just don't want to right now.

Maybe next time.

Who are these dudes?

Big and wild and big and proud!

Mallards always beat the crowd!

Mallards always beat the crowd!

Am I right, or am I wrong?

You right!

Am I right, or am I wrong?

You right!

Am I right?

You know I'm right, so tell me!

You right!

Hm...

Uh...

Where did you go, bubble girl?

Who let the dogs out?

Who, who, who, who, who...

- Who let the dogs out?

- Who, who, who, who, who...

- Here it is! Hawaii.

- Who let the dogs out?

Squadron!

Prepare to land!

Yes, sir!

Get off of there.

Camper kids...

this egg is one

of our most ancient treasures.

Whoa!

Okay, kids.

This egg was one

of our most ancient treasures.

Who, who, who, who, who...

Who let the dogs out?

Who let the dogs out?

Oh, looks like it's foggy in Hawaii.

Sir!

Let me help you, sir.

Much better.

Mmphh!

- Ow!

- Squadron!

Single file, fall...

Men, look good!

Like crack troops!

Greetings, Commander!

The crack troops are ready to fulfill

your all-powerful commands.

Because you look like a great military

dictator, er, leader.

Don't flatter, Duane.

It's a sign of weakness.

Yes, sir.

You look old and wrinkled, sir!

It's been a tough journey,

and you deserve some R&R.

Which is why I've landed us here...

in Hawaii.

- Oh...

- Hawaii?

What an idiot!

Okay. In Hawaii...

Behold! A tropical paradise

of the south seas. Aloha!

The commander said, "Behold

the tropical paradise! Aloha!"

Aloha, sir!

Ooh, ooh, shall we perform

a gas mask run, sir?

Well, of course!

We're on vacation.

Duane, which one is my daughter?

She just went...

I told you to get her

a pink gas mask...

with sparkles or something.

Erica?

Erica!

Erica!

I told her if she did this again...

Look at the green.

Look at these guys!

They're freaky-spooky!

Blblblblbluh!

Greetings, visitors!

Aloha.

Hey, sonny, where's your leader?

I am the leader.

I am Peng Lee.

Penguin!

There are no penguins in Hawaii.

You're a duck!

Sir...

I know that I am a duck.

My name is Peng Lee.

Really?

No offense, but that's a very

strange name for a Hawaiian.

Hawaiian?

No, no, no...

Now I understand.

I believe you are lost.

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