Pushing Tin Page #4

- That's what we thought.

- No, that was in Arizona.

You really did that?

- Why?

- My life was short on excitement.

Of course, all that's changed tonight.

- I'll get the tip.

- No, we'll flip for it.

- Nope. On the quick, you ready?

- Can't we flip?

- Everybody take a match.

- I hate this! Why do we do this?

- Reindeer games.

- Got it? Strike on the count of three.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- I'll count.

One, two, three.

- First one to drop it pays the tip.

- Wait, mine's burning faster.

- Mine's burning faster.

- Another conspiracy.

It's burning faster than yours.

- Sh*t!

- We'll see if Ron owns a wallet.

I own a wallet. It's not fair.

It's cheap matches.

Guys, Ron's paying.

Game's over, guys. Come on.

You guys, what are you doing?

I guess that's it.

I guess I'd better get out of here.

- Jesus, what was that all about?

- Nothing.

Hey, Tommy, Dr. Freeze is back.

Tina, guess what?

- Dr. Freeze has returned.

- I'm coming.

- Ed, Dr. Freeze is back.

- He's working with a new therapist.

Five dollars says

he gets to the scopes.

Dr. Freeze is back

to try it one more time.

- Who's Freeze, Tommy?

- Who's Freeze?

He froze up on the scopes so bad,

they took him out in an ice-cream bag.

It's a big sky. Lots of room.

They won't hit. Lots of room.

It's a big sky. Lots of room.

They won't hit. Lots of room.

- There he is!

- Morning, doc!

Good to see you.

All right, doc. Come on down.

Lots of planes waiting out there, doc.

- Come on, doc.

- You can do it. Come on, baby!

Lots of sky.

- Lots of sky.

- Looking good, doc.

- United 2417...

- On approach.

...climb to 4000.

You got it. It's yours.

One, two...

I don't know, sir.

- Lots of sky!

- Goodbye!

Give me the money!

- I had the door.

- You had the doorway.

What's the difference?

- Two inches from the door.

- From there to there...

Not to worry. How's it going?

- I got to the door.

- Way to go!

- That's your best since you went down.

- I got hypnosis to thank.

- Good to see you. Come back soon.

- You too.

You're an hour late.

USAir 2166, turn left heading 120.

Altimeter 2992.

- I'm up to my ass in airplanes...

- Roger. USAir 2166.

Looks frightening, huh?

Continental 2591, contact tower 118.3.

Take care, thanks.

- Brought your chair with you.

- Yeah.

- Is that a good-luck charm?

- I thought you were busy.

Continental 2735,

caution wake turbulence.

Contact tower 118.3. Thanks.

Got you, 2735. Good day.

Okay, chief, slide on in.

Let's get you all saddled up.

- Delta's due for a right turn. Jet...

- I get it. I got the picture.

Delta 532, turn left heading 140,

maintain 4000.

- Was that 140?

- You'll be right up his butt.

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