Puerto Ricans in Paris Page #3

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Mr. Garcia,

Mr. Lopez,

my name is Vincent Gravois and this

is my associate, Colette Desrosiers.

I'm the CEO of LuxeLife Holding.

You may be familiar with us?

Of course. You own all those bag

companies they bootleg on Canal Street.

We have saved you

so much money over the years.

And we are very grateful.

That's why we are here.

Well, I'm a 48/36 if you want to hook

me up with a suit as a thank you.

Thirty-six?

When, 10 years ago?

Bro, I'm off the gluten.

I'm spinning three times a week.

Have you even seen me with my

shirt off lately? Have you?

You ate pancakes

this morning.

Bro, gluten-free pancakes.

Colette here happens to make the most

beautiful handbags in the world.

For years, girls have lined up

outside her atelier to buy them.

I could never find a bag I liked,

so I decided to make them myself.

And then my friends

started asking for them,

and friends of my friends,

and the next thing you know.

That is so sweet.

LuxeLife came aboard to help

people outside Paris get Colette.

For her next bag, we've

coordinated a global roll out

around the most exclusive

retail outlets.

Barneys. Saks.

No pressure or anything.

But last week,

we received this.

Okay. That's a picture

of a bag and...

That's a lot of words in

French I do not know.

Not just a bag.

That's the bag.

The center

of our campaign.

At this time, there are only two in

the world. And one has been stolen.

This is a ransom note.

It says unless LuxeLife Holdings

pays one million euros by Friday,

they are going to flood the market with

bootlegs before the real one hit retail.

And we'd lose millions.

So what do you want with us?

We want you to go to Paris

to consult on our investigation.

French cops are too slow. I

lived in New York for 10 years.

We need the best.

We've already checked with your sergeant

and you have the vacation days.

As great as that sounds,

I don't think my wife will be into me spending

my vacation days in Paris without her.

Yeah, plus the French

are kinda pricks, you know.

But y'all seem really cool.

We are prepared to reward you

each with 150,000 US dollar

if you recover

the stolen bag.

Hey. Thank you.

Can you believe this place?

Yo, yo.

How are you?

Hey, mama, can I get a...

A... a... Yeah, there we go.

Got a light?

Yeah.

You girls go to a club,

a little spot around here?

- No?

- Non, non.

Since when do you smoke?

It's Paris, baby. The cigarettes

are healthier. Google that sh*t.

Yo, bro, they took our luggage.

Let's go.

Man,

look at this place.

I feel like I hit lotto

with this.

Sh*t.

I'm up a horse!

Yo, my man, can you hook me

up with some conditioner,

coconut version?

Some body wash with aloe

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