Public Relations

Genre: Comedy

Oh No!

Not Kevin.

God ... no.

Oh, I'm obsessed with the right kind of cupcake.


you're even cuter in

person than over the phone.

Eh.. so youre going to

show me the town, or what?

Uhm... actually I'm free

tonight, if youre not busy?

Oh yeah?

Hi, youve reached Genevieve.

Leave a message.

Hey Gen. It's Sara.

I know I'm supposed to

take you around town...

but it occurred to me that

I never actually go out.

So. I wouldnt even know where to start.

Do you have anything?

How about the time I had to take their cat

to the vet and it scratched my cornea.

I wore an eye-patch for two weeks!

Why dont you just quit?

Why dont you quit?

Youre as miserable as I am.

Yeah. Well Candice is the only

stable woman I ever had in my life.

And she keeps me on my toes.

So, I guess I like that.

Wow, there's a lot of girls here.

Yeah, that is kind of the point, isnt it?


Eh... this is the gay bar...

I'm such an idiot, wow.

How did we wind up here?

You ...

Are you ...?

Look I name not but central Sara, but yeah...

I'm sorry, I made an assumption.

Hey, now you know.

I guess I made an assumption too.


I just thought you were into this sort of thing.


Do you want to ...

with me?


Alright. Yeah. Yeah.

I need a shot though.

Like ... right now.

We'll just take the whole bottle then.

I dumped her with a message.

Four actually. Four messages.

It's harsh.

Eh h.. She was straight anyway.

They always are.


You tell me.

Do you want to get out of here?

Genevieve ...

you sound drunk.

Yeah listen. Write this

down so you dont forget.

Tomorrow morning we're checking

into the Peninsula Hotel.

Thats right.

Good night to you.


My head ... hurts.

Did we?

Oh my God.

It's Jessie's birthday. I have

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