Psycho Brother In-Law Page #2

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try to save this relationship

all by yourself.

But one day you're gonna

wake up and realize

you don't want it anymore.

- Hey, sweetie.

- Hey, Liz.

- Hi, honey.

- I'm starving.

[ laughs ]

- Let's go home, kiddo.

Okay, Liz.

See you.

- You two take care.

And, Kay, keep your eyes open.

[ phew ]

- How was your day?

- Pretty good.

I solved a ridicka-crazy

equation in class today.

My teacher was

pretty impressed.

- "Ridicka-crazy"?

- That's right.

[ woman screams on TV.

Kay gasps ]

[ doorbell rings ]

- Oh, my God.

David!

- Yes, ma'am.

- How long has it been?

- I don't know.

So long, you almost

didn't recognize me.

I'm sorry to drop in

so late.

I just got

into town this minute

and I didn't have your number.

It must have changed.

- No, no, no.

Come in, come in.

- Okay.

[ kettle whistling ]

Thank you.

- Thanks, sweetie.

It's perfect.

I love that shot.

- Yeah?

- So you were saying that's

the year you moved up to Alaska?

- Yeah, yeah.

It was right around

that time, I think.

You know, I still can't get

over how grownup you look.

[ chuckles ]

- Not so grownup.

- She's very mature for her age.

Very responsible.

- Probably more responsible

than I was at that age.

- Tell us the story about a time

you and Eric got into trouble.

- Oh, no, no, no.

He would not want me to do that.

Um...

Yeah, I started doing

the whole crab fishing thing,

and making good money.

And then

it's the off-season now.

So I figured why not go down,

visit Eric, see his family.

It's been a long time.

- Crab fishing?

I hear that's pretty dangerous.

- Yeah, it looks insane on TV.

- Yeah, it can be dangerous.

I saw a guy disappear once.

- Oh, my God.

What happened?

- He was standing by the railing

at the edge of the boat.

The waves started

getting bigger.

I yelled something to him.

But then the boat pitched.

And then he was just gone.

One minute, someone

was standing there.

The next, they weren't.

I didn't even have time to

reach out and offer him help.

- So what happened?

Did they ever find him?

- No.

- That's awful.

- Yeah.

But to be honest,

he wasn't a very nice guy.

Anyways, it feels really

nice to be making

a solid living for once,

you know.

- Yeah, that's great, David.

- But enough about me.

It looks like we got

a math wizard on our hands?

- We sure do.

- I was always

terrible at it.

- Oh, me too.

She definitely gets it

from her father.

- Yeah, well, Eric was

always good with numbers.

- Yeah.

- Well, it's a shame

to have missed him.

I don't want

to impose on you all.

So I should probably be

getting back to my motel.

- Wait. Are you kidding?

David, stay with us.

- I make good money,

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