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So we missed a party, dude. Big deal.

It is a big deal. We miss every party.

I mean, did you hear that guy?

Wheelchair Robert got beat off.

I wanna show you something.

See this? Check this out.

That's Stasia. Gorgeous, right?

That's my girl back in Queens.

We could be crushing this kind of ass,

but we need a game changer.

I mean, no one even knows who we are.

If we want to be bigtime players,

we need to make a bigtime play.

You feel me?

J.B., what the f***, man?

Why do you have a boner?

- I don't, it's just my underwear sitting funny.

- Cover up.

That's absolutely disgusting.

It's easy to talk sh*t when

the party's not even at your house.

Dude, please don't back out.

This party is gonna change everything for us.

Okay. Well, I mean,

I'm the one taking the whole risk.

All you do is show up and drink.

You think we'd ditch you

if something went wrong?

- I'm f***ing offended, man.

- Yeah, me too.

The idea behind tonight is

to get these b*tches...

...to recognize us as large-scale ballers.

Back in Queens,

I had hoes blowing me on the reg.

- I started hanging out with you two. Zero!

- I just don't really see the point anymore.

How do you not see the point?

There's the point. There's the point.

Okay.

There's two more f***ing points

right there! It's all around you.

Dude, I get it.

If you f*** this up, I will stab you.

I'm not kidding.

- Okay, no more than 20 people.

- Twenty people?

- All right, 30 people.

- Thirty people?

- To make sure my house doesn't get f***ed.

- Thirty people won't change anything for us.

All right, look, okay, 50 people,

absolute max.

Fine, 50 people, absolute max.

You know, just big enough to be cool.

Sand, an adversary in many ways

more dangerous than those carrying weapons.

Mass marketing, handled.

- Shh.

- Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything.

And if you guys get there

before we get there...

...you can just get in the backyard

and set up...

...and do what you gotta do.

- Dax, Dax. Go film over the top.

Okay. Really, we appreciate that.

Oh, uh... I have to call you back, sir.

I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

Get the f*** out of here!

- What the f*** are you doing?

- Guys. Hey, guys, what the f***?

Are you f***ing with me right now?

Look.

That was a business call for your party.

Who takes a sh*t and makes a business call?

Are you kidding?

Now you can sh*t in peace.

Come on, dude. I can't see a thing.

It's dark as f*** in here.

Dax, come on. Let's get closer.

Heh, heh.

It should be pretty cool, I think.

Basically chill.

I'm letting Costa plan most of it.

Oh, that sounds like a really

brilliant idea.

No, he's doing a good job. He's getting,

like, a bunch of booze and then...

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