Problemos Page #2

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I'm no squatter.

I'm just on vacation

for 2 weeks with my dad.

Okay-

- Who's your dad?

- Jean-Paul, the hobo head.

That's so funny.

He taught yoga to my...

to a...

Can you do me a little favor?

Well... yes!

Great... Can you get me some oil

and put it on me?

On my body.

In front of the kid?

Yeah, sure... some suntan oil.

Sure.

No, it's in the kitchen.

Go to the kitchen,

get it and oil me up.

Go on. I'll wait.

Sorry, I was distracted.

- You're staying for sure?

- I won't budge.

Later!

Your dad's crazy.

It was so close...

What are you doing, honey?

Don't film.

Give it to me.

Give me that. Go see Mom up there.

Go see Mommy. She's so cute.

Maeva, I told you 100 times.

That oil is for cooking.

You don't tan with food.

It was dumb to throw all our tomatoes.

Mozzarella alone is...

Let go of that!

Give it back. Let go.

Come! Give it back!

Come here!

- What?

- I doubt it.

- What?

- I doubt that's how to talk to dogs.

He took my chicken!

No, he didn't.

He helped himself to chicken.

It's not our job to train them,

but theirs to train us.

If someone is at home here,

it's not us. It's them.

Or us? So?

What?

They arrived on Earth before us.

They were here from the start, right?

True.

So maybe ask him permission

to eat with him.

I doubt he'll answer.

Without training, he'll become wild.

He'll do as he pleases, bite.

You class "wild"

in the "Not Good" folder?

No, in the "Wild" folder.

Just in the "Wild" folder.

Welcome to the women's circle.

Today we'll discuss a method

to avoid sanitary pads

during your period.

It seems to...

Where are you going, Victor?

Women's circle?

I thought it was the Let-Go workshop.

For you,

periods concern only women?

I didn't say that,

but it's more a women's problem...

It's a problem?

So you should stay.

Periods are not a problem.

All right. It's not what I...

It's an expression.

Sanitary pads.

Despite being an ecological disaster,

as irresponsible as using baby-wipes...

Like big p*ssy wipes.

Yeah, so they pollute.

But I think

it's another Babylonian method

to inferiorize us as women

by making us wear diapers.

It's unacceptable. We agree?

Thanks.

You can't leave the circle early.

I thought it was over.

People clapped.

It's not.

You can sit.

I'll signal you when it's over.

You may learn something.

So we can do without tampons.

But why?

Because the vagina is a muscle.

We can contract it.

Like the bladder, with urine flow,

we can control our blood flow.

The bladder, a muscle?

I'm not sure.

Yes, it's a muscle.

I don't think so.

Yes.

I was taught differently at school.

That place for reproducing inequality

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