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bathing and it should be going

to the toilet and that.

Everything's in it. A bit of a man's life!

A bit of his soul! A bit of everything!

That's what it's all about.

It's not this... Isn't it?

I'm sure you'll agree.

- Steven, can we help you?

- I was...

I'd like to dance.

We were trying to have

a conversation about painting.

You might ask Miss Ritchie, Steven.

You might ask Miss Ritchie, Steven.

Hey, little girl, I'm in a whirl

I've been a bad, bad boy

I'm on my knees

Forgive me, please

I've been a bad, bad boy

They're all watching you.

Well, they always are, aren't they?

I was watching you last night

on television.

I mean, obviously I've seen

your act before but...

this time I was looking at it

much more clearly.

Oh, yeah, I know...

I'm quite a phenomenon, aren't I?

How does it go?

"His act is nauseating.

It's sadistic."

There was one girl

they were interviewing.

She was sobbing and she was saying

she'd kill herself for you.

Yeah, I saw her.

And?

I thought she was lovely.

Excuse me, sir. Step aside please.

Alvin Kirsch is coming through.

Would you please excuse me?

Hey, kids. Everything all right?

I hate to break in at this time.

Do you think you could just

cool it for a couple of minutes?

Steve, I'd like to talk to you.

I'd like to tell you about

the agreement numbers.

Why don't you...?

You'd like this, too.

Steve... Even closer to you.

Steve Electrics. Guaranteed.

Refrigerator; dishwasher; TVset.

If we haven't got it

Steve will get it for you

He will because he can.

Steve genuinely loves dogs.

He knows you do too

which is why Steve Chunk dog food

is specially reduced in price

from 10/6 on the current market

to 8/6.

but not reduced in chunky,

tail-wagging nourishment.

You are now in what is called

a Steve Dream Palace.

These are 300 of these in Britain

each designed to keep people happy

and buying British.

Steve. His symbol, the arrow,

is your guarantee of satisfaction.

Don't forget that when you buy in here

you're buying Steven Shorter.

14 stone, 7.

- Did you see the chick tonight?

- You're certainly putting it on, son.

I'm not putting it on.

It's a little chemical problem.

The body is still there.

The form is still there.

They run after Steve but the overow

I still get, I want you to know.

What are you doing to your teeth

so much? All that gargling.

Too much with that stuff.

By the way, we've got to do

something about his wrists.

- What wrists?

- What do you mean? His wrists.

They're getting cut up,

all smashed up.

Why does he have to lose

blood for nothing?

I've got his name tattooed

all over me.

Steve, I love you. Steve, wait for me.

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