Private Parts Page #2
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- 1997
- 109 min
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Symphony Sid.
And now... something
for a blue Sunday.
Howard:
From that moment on,I wanted to be on the radio.
Show business
was definitely for me.
[Bouncy Puppet Music]
And for my 12th birthday,
some puppets,
and pretty soon,
I was spreading joy
throughout the community.
# Biddi-bim-bom,
ay-yi-yi #
# Biddi-biddi-biddi #
# Biddi-biddi-biddi-biddi #
# Biddi-biddi-biddi... #
Howard, As The Woman:
Oh, baby, I want it. Give it to me.
More. More. Ohh!
Howard, As The Man:
You like that, huh?
Oh, yes, I love it, baby.
Give it to me.
Oh, baby, yes!
Right there. Ohh!
Oh, more! Harder!
You want it harder?
Oh, yes, harder.
Please give it to me, please.
Ohh! Aah! Aah!
But why can't I play
with my puppets?
Shut up! You know why.
Ah...
You know,
life is very strange.
Nat King Cole:
# Pretend you're happy... #
Just about the time
my whole neighborhood
underwent a demographic shift.
My parents said we're moving
because of those n*ggers.
They said pretty soon, Roosevelt's
going to be nothing but n*ggers.
Really? My parents
said we're moving
because of
all the Shvartzes.
Shvartzes are n*ggers,
idiot.
They're the same thing.
[Tires Screech]
I don't want to hear any more
of this, you hear me?
I'm half negro,
and Howard's half negro.
And anything bad
you say about negroes,
you understand?
# And nothing's bad
as it may seem... #
Mom, we're half negro?
I can't believe
I mean, I never made him
wear my underwear to school.
And... And as far as my taking
his rectal temperature
every day till he was 14...
He shouldn't make
such a big deal.
He still grew up to be
a very well-adjusted individual.
Absolutely.
# Papa was
a rolling stone... #
Roosevelt High School...
beautiful.
A fully integrated
educational institution,
which of course meant
6,000 black guys and me.
And then I hit puberty.
That made things worse
because my penis
never got any bigger.
I mean, I was hung
like a 3-year-old.
Hey, seriously, these guys had
rhinoceros penises... huge.
You know, I've heard
black men complain
that they're
unfairly stereotyped.
Man, I'd love to have
a stereotype like that.
Now, because I had
such a minuscule schlonger,
I turned to drugs.
Unfortunately, the drugs
really made me paranoid.
Howard's Mother:
Howard, I smell smoke.Are you smoking in there?
There's no smoke
in here.
see you downstairs.
[Gargles]
Howard.
[Swallows]
Howard, you're graduating
from high school this year.
You should be making some kind
of plan for your future.
You need a plan.
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