Prince Avalanche Page #3

I mean, I don't know

how you do it.

I could never last

the whole summer

Without getting the

little man squeezed.

You suggesting I cheat

on your sister?

You've heard the story

about Tristan, right?

Tristan, your cousin?

No.

Who's Tristan?

That guy. Hasn't Madison

ever told you about him?

No.

Don't you guys talk

about stuff?

Yeah.

Well, don't you know who she slept with?

What do you know

about who she slept with?

Well, you know her bedroom was

next doors to mine in high school,

And you could just hear

the moaning and stuff.

[SIGHS]

What?

Do you think she was a virgin?

[RAINFALL]

[SNORING]

Do you have any plans

for the weekend?

Anything you're getting into?

What do you mean?

Do you have your eye on anyone?

You know, a girl.

No.

[POLES CLATTER]

Hey, Alvin.

Yeah?

I lied to you.

I do have my eye

on someone who's a girl.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Her name is Maggie Johnston.

She's a total goddess. I've been

working on her for a while.

Nice.

Yeah.

But I kinda

messed it up, though.

I lost her to my friend kip,

But I think they were on

the road to splitting up

If the way she was behaving last time I saw

her at the dance club was any indication.

Problems in the relationship?

Probably by now.

Is she, uh, giving off signals?

Signals?

Yeah.

Well, she was making

out with me in a toilet,

If that's a signal.

What?

Someone knocked on the door.

Probably would have gone full

lamb chop if no one had knocked.

With your friend kip's girlfriend?

Yeah.

Probably

ex-Girlfriend by now.

Are you sure you don't want to

come into the city this weekend?

You could crash at my

parents' place with me. No.

Thanks, though.

I'm gonna stay here.

I could use the solo time.

Not me.

I get lonely.

What's up?

[LANCE SIGHS]

There's birds in here.

Oh, so just, uh,

toss me the keys

And I'll pick you up on Monday.

You need any help with

the camp, setting up?

Sure.

Really?

You know what? Don't worry

about it. I'll get it. Oh.

But you do have

to do one thing.

I want you to mail that

for me, all right?

It's for your sister, and there's money

in there, so be careful with it.

Sweet. How much?

None of your business.

Aw, come on. How much?

Hundreds of dollars.

Why doesn't she get a job?

Why do you send her money?

She's got a lot going on.

No, she doesn't.

She stays at home and talks

on the phone and chews gum.

Yeah, she's raising her child.

Who's in school all day.

Drop it.

So you just take off and bust your ass

And send money back home?

It's called love.

I don't get it.

Yeah, well, you know what? You

don't have to get it, all right?

All you have to do is

mail that letter.

Oh, and one more thing.

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