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How much is girl flesh to go these days?

Well, the Blue Book is $20,

but for you it be $15.

Let's just say I'm taking her on account.

Yeah, real smart.

You and Jake, you think you're big men.

Walk in anywhere, you take down

your pants and I'll take down mine.

We'll see who's the biggest man.

Why don't we just ask Clarabelle?

How's the thumb, Weenie?

If it still hurts, why don't you

stick it in your mouth and suck?

Here, take care of things for me,

would you, please?

- Nicholas Devlin.

- Nick.

- Hello, Jerry. How are you?

- Good to see you, Nick.

- Have your reservations all ready.

- Good.

Show Mr. Devlin the Chicago Suite.

They used to call it the Presidential Suite,

but they don't stop in Kansas anymore.

Anything you need Nick, just ask.

You look fine.

You look good, too, pal.

- I'll take her.

- She's light as a baby.

Shay, she'll need some things.

Send somebody up

from the dress department.

All right, who deals?

All right, I put my ante in.

This is gonna cost you, fellas.

I open.

Hello, kid.

Hi.

I never saw anything so pretty.

It smells good.

I go the limit.

Straight Havana.

I've got a good nose.

- Smell a friend from a mile away, huh?

- You bet.

- What's your name?

- Nick. What's yours?

- Poppy.

- Hello, Poppy.

Am I your present?

No.

Protective custody.

Well, I guess that's not so bad.

Is this one okay?

There. Am I all right?

Just fine.

- Two, sir?

- Two, please.

- Would you prefer the dinner, sir?

- Yes, we'll have the dinner.

I believe the young lady

would like the consomm...

and I'll have the vichyssoise.

Connie, white Jersey, $2,500.

We're gonna have the best fair ever.

Yep, we got the best damn fair ever.

Let me see that.

I'll get some liniment for that.

Shorthorn.

- It ain't gonna sting, is it?

- No.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- That's gonna heal just fine.

- Yeah.

See? It didn't hurt a bit.

- Not you, you old wart.

- You old cheese.

Goddamn old weevil, you!

- You old sow belly!

- You goddamn cowgut!

Okay.

I sure am glad you're my brother, Mary Ann.

Black Angus...

- Say you'll spit!

- I won't!

Say it!

Minneapolis. Frieda, Guernsey...

- You turd-head!

- You old skinny sh*t!

Glorybelle...

Hereford.

- How do you like our country ways?

- I've seen worse.

I think I got myself

a smart-ass city slicker.

Uncut fresh coke, $85,000.

Mary Ann, you're a son of a b*tch.

White Jersey, $2,000.

Yeah?

Poppy, white Jersey, on account.

On account? On account of what?

On account of Chicago, you little sheeny.

Chicago, Jezebel, Hereford...

For 100 years, men have slaughtered

these magnificent animals.

Ironically, the largest mammals

that walk the earth...

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