Pretty Dead Girl

Synopsis: In this twisted musical comedy, Mortie falls in love with the corpses who come through his morgue until a vulnerable nurse teaches him to love a woman who is alive.
Genre: Comedy, Musical, Short
25 min

I know.

I'm trying to watch.

Shut up for a minute.


you shut up.

Listen, have you noticed,

but monogo...

monogamy and matrimony

are not natural occurrences.

In the natural world?

You're not a natural occurrence,



hey, just do it already.

It's not like

she's gonna say no.

She's not going to say no.

She wants it so bad!

i'm not gonna bring this

every time we have a...

i didn't ask you

to bring it!

Move your ass.

Regina, move your ass.

Whoa, where are you going,

dr. Stevens?

It is my party,

and i can pee if i want.

What is wrong

with you guys?

Are you serious

about yourselves?


we're not the jackass.

Who's been carrying a ring

around for six f***ing weeks.

No, you're the jackasses

trying to blow my spot.

About my proposal.

You f***ing do it!

I have something that'll help

you grow a pair of balls.


holy sh*t.

That's on camera.


let's not...

we're not gonna do that.

I don't want

to do that.

Okay, well,

you're not the only one here.

Come on, we don't need to do

that to have a good time, guys.

We do.

We are boring.

[ Laughter ]

That's true, that's true.


Well, you don't want to do it,

there's more for me.

More for me.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't trip over your vagina

on the way to p*ssy town.

I like p*ssy town.

P*ssy town express

pulling out of the station!

Population me!

Ryan chairman of the board.

Wait. Hold on. He's saying

something really important...

let me get important

for a second.

Okay, man.

You guys

can do all the drugs you want,

Just calm the sh*t down

with the proposal sh*t.

Let me do it on my time.

Dude, get the camera

out of my face.

So, your time would be 2014?

at this rate...

[ indistinct singing ]

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Shawn Ku

Shawn Ku is a U.S. choreographer and motion picture director. He has also danced on Broadway, and acted in an independent feature-length film. Inspired by his family's personal connection to the Virginia Tech shooting and unexpected death of a visiting friend, Shawn Ku developed his 2010 film Beautiful Boy from those experiences. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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