Pretty Dead Girl Page #2

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Whoo!

Whoo!

Are you

gonna do a bump?

Do a bump with us?

I don't think

that's a good idea.

Oh, what's wrong

with you guys?

What is this

"say no to drugs" thing?

That's so, like,

Are you max headroom?

Seriously.

When you guys are married

and you have, like,

A boring little house

and a boring little life.

With a boring picket fence.

And little stupid dog

that barks all the time,

Then you can be boring

and responsible,

But right now,

you need to party.

You just became

a f***ing doctor!

You're gonna save lives.

You need to party!

[ Dance music plays ]

Cooper:
Take it off!

Whoo!

[ Laughing ]

It's okay, tinker bell.

Shonda:
Oh, sh*t.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, my god,

where did you get this sh*t?

[ Sniffs ]

Oh.

God.

Patient had it on him

when we picked him up.

A patient?

[ Laughs ]

Did you f***ing steal

some crackhead's sh*t?

[ Both laugh ]

okay, wait, wait.

Wait, hey, did you let her

steal some crackhead's sh*t?

It wasn't

a crackhead.

Are you filming this?

[ Chuckling ] no.

I'm not filming.

Are you serious?

Again?

Everything.

I bought...

i paid for this camera.

I'm gonna use it.

You're not gonna run for

congress, shonda, so shut up.

Joe:

she's considering it.

Do it!

It's really good sh*t.

What happened?

What happened?

Regina finally...

uh, hey, did you loosen up?

Did i miss it?

No, no.

She's not

gonna do it.

No,

but seriously, like,

If i'm gonna be treating people

who are whacked out,

Then maybe it's a good idea

that i just try it.

That's such

a bullshit excuse.

Can you stop

trying to be my dad?

Wait. Like, no. Please?

This is my last chance

to be irresponsible.

Quint:
oh, sh*t.

Look at this sh*t.

Hey,

seriously, quint.

It may not be the best idea

to film the illegal actmties.

Come on.

You guys suck.

[ Sniffles ]

Regina:
seriously,

you put that thing away.

And sing something.

I don't...

your nose is bleeding.

Sh*t.

Yeah, sh*t.

You all right?

[ Indistinct singing ]

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, you okay?

You do not

look so good, sweetie.

All right, you need

to go to the bathroom.

Oh, sh*t.

Go to the bathroom.

[ Chuckling ]

danny boy

the pipes,

the pipes are calling

You guys are terrible

irish... no, we're not.

You're not irish.

I'm the most irish of all...

[ knock on door ]

Uh, your friend

is passed out.

In front of the bathroom,

vomiting.

I think it's time

y'all get the f*** out of here.

Why did you have to

give her that sh*t?

I told you not to...

hey!

Lower your voice.

Screw you.

She could be o. D.'Ing.

Ryan:

Uh, hey, Cooper, it's ryan.

Um, i'm at the hospital still.

[ Sighs ]

I guess

we're responsible adults now.

Here we are, responsible adults.

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