Pretty Dead Girl

Synopsis: In this twisted musical comedy, Mortie falls in love with the corpses who come through his morgue until a vulnerable nurse teaches him to love a woman who is alive.
Genre: Comedy, Musical, Short
 
IMDB:
7.8
Year:
2004
25 min
17 Views


I know.

I'm trying to watch.

Shut up for a minute.

You...

you shut up.

Listen, have you noticed,

but monogo...

monogamy and matrimony

are not natural occurrences.

In the natural world?

You're not a natural occurrence,

either.

Cooper:

hey, just do it already.

It's not like

she's gonna say no.

She's not going to say no.

She wants it so bad!

Quint:
i'm not gonna bring this

every time we have a...

i didn't ask you

to bring it!

Move your ass.

Regina, move your ass.

Whoa, where are you going,

dr. Stevens?

It is my party,

and i can pee if i want.

What is wrong

with you guys?

Are you serious

about yourselves?

Dude,

we're not the jackass.

Who's been carrying a ring

around for six f***ing weeks.

No, you're the jackasses

trying to blow my spot.

About my proposal.

You f***ing do it!

I have something that'll help

you grow a pair of balls.

Joe:
yeah!

Quint:
holy sh*t.

That's on camera.

What?

Ryan:
let's not...

we're not gonna do that.

I don't want

to do that.

Okay, well,

you're not the only one here.

Come on, we don't need to do

that to have a good time, guys.

We do.

We are boring.

[ Laughter ]

That's true, that's true.

Yeah.

Well, you don't want to do it,

there's more for me.

More for me.

Yeah, yeah.

Don't trip over your vagina

on the way to p*ssy town.

I like p*ssy town.

P*ssy town express

pulling out of the station!

Population me!

Ryan chairman of the board.

Wait. Hold on. He's saying

something really important...

let me get important

for a second.

Okay, man.

You guys

can do all the drugs you want,

Just calm the sh*t down

with the proposal sh*t.

Let me do it on my time.

Dude, get the camera

out of my face.

So, your time would be 2014?

Joe:
at this rate...

[ indistinct singing ]

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Shawn Ku

Shawn Ku is a U.S. choreographer and motion picture director. He has also danced on Broadway, and acted in an independent feature-length film. Inspired by his family's personal connection to the Virginia Tech shooting and unexpected death of a visiting friend, Shawn Ku developed his 2010 film Beautiful Boy from those experiences. more…

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