Premature Page #2

Synopsis: A high school senior has to re-live losing his virginity over and over again until he gets it right, with the right girl.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Director(s): Dan Beers
Production: Morningwood Productions
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
R
Year:
2014
93 min
657 Views


bets because the first round has started.

I'm just really excited for

pongsaklek wonjongkam

to eat Mona for I-u-n-c-h.

Right. Is pongsaklek

a boy or a girl?

Yeah, I have no idea.

But if it can spell its own

name, it can spell anything.

So, I was thinking we could

drink every time somebody asks

for alternate pronunciations.

Or... or every time someone asks for alternate

pronunciations, we could cut ourselves.

Yeah, sure.

Yo, rob! Y...

hey! Are you kidding me?

You're volleyball players.

You don't get to pick on people.

Set me.

No!

Ooh! Damn.

[ Laughs ]

[ Sniffs ]

It's piss.

Those a**holes pissed on me.

Well, that'll dry

by the interview.

Yeah, but he smells like

a urinal cake.

I do. I do smell like

a urinal cake.

Okay, guys, I have my test

next period. I got to go. Um...

Stanley, go to the lost and

found, get rob a new pair of pants.

I won't let you down, buddy.

Watch out! Pants emergency!

Stay calm.

All right? Take a deep breath.

Keep the recruiter's face

away from your junk.

[ Laughs ]

And it's gonna be great.

Okay?

Thanks, gabs.

Just text me with bee

updates, okay?

I will.

[ Chuckles ]

[ School bell rings ]

Okay, these aren't ideal,

but they didn't have a

lot to choose from.

Are these even men's pants?

Try 'em on. Maybe you'll

look fabulous.

I feel like I'm gonna be sick.

Hey, you know I have a

test next period, right?

Shh.

Are all the people you

tutor this self-absorbed?

Hey, Artie. Can you

help this student, please?

Rob's falling apart.

I know you have a learning

disability, Stanley, but can you

grasp the fact that I'm

already working with someone?

How many people know about your

arrangement with Mr. Hughes?

And I'm presuming

there are others.

[ Speaking foreign language ]

Don't shout that witch

language at me!

I'll burn you at the stake.

Move.

Go.

I know what would help.

Okay, take a deep breath.

Okay. I am.

Good. Now go to

the bathroom, hit a

stall, and rub one out to that.

It's a scientific fact that your

blood pressure drops after you orgasm.

It's like your balls are

shooting yoga through your veins.

Oh, no. Is she coming

over here? Yep.

She is. Sh*t. Please

stop talking now.

Hi, rob.

Hey, Angela.

Um, good morning.

Excuse me, Angela. I have

to update my Wikipedia page.

Okay.

So, rob, um, I know our tutoring

session isn't supposed to be

until Thursday, but I was kind

of hoping we could schedule,

like, an emergency session.

Miss marconi moved the test up.

She's getting a mammogram

tomorrow, so...

Did you say mammogram?

Yeah, how'd you make

it sound so hot?

I was thinking that we could

study tonight at my house.

Tonight? Um, actually,

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