Premature Page #2
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bets because the first round has started.
pongsaklek wonjongkam
to eat Mona for I-u-n-c-h.
Right. Is pongsaklek
a boy or a girl?
Yeah, I have no idea.
But if it can spell its own
name, it can spell anything.
So, I was thinking we could
drink every time somebody asks
for alternate pronunciations.
Or... or every time someone asks for alternate
pronunciations, we could cut ourselves.
Yeah, sure.
Yo, rob! Y...
hey! Are you kidding me?
You're volleyball players.
You don't get to pick on people.
Set me.
No!
Ooh! Damn.
[ Laughs ]
[ Sniffs ]
It's piss.
Those a**holes pissed on me.
Well, that'll dry
by the interview.
Yeah, but he smells like
a urinal cake.
I do. I do smell like
a urinal cake.
Okay, guys, I have my test
next period. I got to go. Um...
Stanley, go to the lost and
found, get rob a new pair of pants.
I won't let you down, buddy.
Watch out! Pants emergency!
Stay calm.
All right? Take a deep breath.
Keep the recruiter's face
away from your junk.
[ Laughs ]
And it's gonna be great.
Okay?
Thanks, gabs.
Just text me with bee
updates, okay?
I will.
[ Chuckles ]
Okay, these aren't ideal,
but they didn't have a
lot to choose from.
Are these even men's pants?
Try 'em on. Maybe you'll
look fabulous.
I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
Hey, you know I have a
test next period, right?
Shh.
Are all the people you
tutor this self-absorbed?
Hey, Artie. Can you
help this student, please?
Rob's falling apart.
I know you have a learning
disability, Stanley, but can you
grasp the fact that I'm
already working with someone?
How many people know about your
arrangement with Mr. Hughes?
And I'm presuming
there are others.
Don't shout that witch
language at me!
I'll burn you at the stake.
Move.
Go.
I know what would help.
Okay, take a deep breath.
Okay. I am.
Good. Now go to
the bathroom, hit a
stall, and rub one out to that.
It's a scientific fact that your
blood pressure drops after you orgasm.
It's like your balls are
shooting yoga through your veins.
Oh, no. Is she coming
over here? Yep.
She is. Sh*t. Please
stop talking now.
Hi, rob.
Hey, Angela.
Um, good morning.
Excuse me, Angela. I have
Okay.
So, rob, um, I know our tutoring
session isn't supposed to be
until Thursday, but I was kind
like, an emergency session.
Miss marconi moved the test up.
She's getting a mammogram
tomorrow, so...
Did you say mammogram?
Yeah, how'd you make
it sound so hot?
I was thinking that we could
study tonight at my house.
Tonight? Um, actually,
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