Prankz Page #2

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so uh, I would just like to take this time

to apologise in advance for this.

This is called "The Parent Trap."

[Zac] Well, here she comes.

Good luck, Will.

You're gonna need it, mate.

[Will] Hey, babe, how you doing?

- You all right?

- Good day, yeah?

[Abby] Yeah.

Hi.

See you in a bit.

Stage one, textbook.

[Abby] Will, can you come upstairs?

[Will] Abs?

What's going on, you okay?

Why, what's wrong?

What's going on?

[Abby] I think we both

know what you've just done.

Well, I haven't done anything.

I've just been waiting

downstairs for you, to be honest.

[Abby] Fake tan has magically

just been put in my moisturiser, yeah?

Oh, fake tan?

[Abby] Fake tan, yeah.

Yeah, I look ridiculous.

Do you? Can I see?

[Abby] No.

This has got to stop, Will.

This isn't funny anymore.

(mumbles) ridiculous now.

I've got to work with an orange face.

Will, it's not funny.

(Will laughs)

Oh, come on, it is a bit.

[Abby] You don't take

anything seriously.

Come on, love, just

remember, don't scrub it.

You have to exfoliate.

[Abby] Go away, Will, just go away.

Oh, come on, look, don't, look.

[Abby] I don't want to talk to you.

Just let me alone.

Please.

Can you please be a little bit quieter?

My parents are downstairs.

[Abby] I don't care.

Let's look, it's not that bad.

You know, let my parents see about it,

like, it's fine.

They, they (mumbles), it's all right.

[Abby] Seem quite well.

You will?

[Abby] I won't turn up with

a face look like a Satsuma.

Are you sorry?

I didn't mean to upset you, but like, I...

[Abby] Do you know

how long this is going

to take to scrub off?

Uh, probably about six or seven days,

according to the packaging.

[Abby] Go away, Will.

Oh, come on, it's just a laugh

[Abby] No, it's not funny.

This has to stop.

I don't want to talk to you, just go away.

(she gasps)

[Zac] Afternoon, Mr. Trump.

F*** off.

[Zac] Oh, that's not

very presidential, is it?

Hey, where you going?

(patriotic music)

Abby, come on.

Abs, it's funny.

Well, that's not very nice.

(Zac laughs)

Oh, that was classic.

(upbeat music)

So, we're here at Newhaven Fort,

because Abby has banned us

from doing prank videos.

So we're gonna try our hand

at haunted house instead.

Can't be that hard. Can it Abbs?

Now loads of people have come here,

and said that they've seen

ghosts and stuff like that.

Is it bollocks?

Guess we'll find out.

My hunch, bollocks.

But the real reason we're here

is Abby knows someone at the front desk

who can get us in for free.

Ooh.

Scary.

Knob.

Hey, Maggie.

Abby Martin, look at you.

When'd you get so grown

up? You're beautiful.

Oh, not really, but thanks.

How's your mom?

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