Prankz

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(ominous music)

(ominous music)

(upbeat music)

Hi, mum, how you doing?

Just got a favour to ask.

Is that okay?

Yeah, nothing too serious,

don't worry about it.

It's just um, uh, you know Rock's yeah?.

Yeah, I kind of need him

taken out for a little bit,

like you know, nine o'clock maybe,

8:
30, nine o'clock, somewhere like that.

Yeah, tomorrow morning.

Yeah, is that okay?

See you in a bit, yeah.

Cheers, bye.

What you heard?

(mumbling)

All right Will, time to introduce it.

Wait a sec, sh, she's still asleep man.

F***in' man.

Right, time to introduce

everyone to your sh*t dog.

He's not my dog, and he's not sh*t, so,

I'll get a photo for you.

Look at them, happy couple.

Wow, so,

you're telling me, if

you'd've picked that dog,

you'd've picked that knob.

I'm not saying that, mate.

He's not even my dog.

He's Abby's, and he's not a knob.

How can a dog be a knob.

You're a knob.

That dog's a knob.

- You're a knob.

- Anyway.

This is Abby's knob dog, Rocky,

and he's gonna star in a

lovely little prank of ours.

[Zac] Right, ladies and gentleman,

it's my pleasure to introduce you to

Rocky Two.

There he is.

Knob,

but before I get into this,

I want to bring one

thing to your attention.

Look at the state of this wallpaper.

Right, let's get to the prank.

Okay, so Will's lovely mum

has taken the real Rocky out

for a nice little walk,

probably to the pub.

And we are gonna give Rocky Two

a nice little grooming session,

because we all know that Will loves

to groom on the internet.

[Will] Come on, Rocky, let's go.

(pants and growls)

Shut up.

(pants)

(whimpers)

Oh dear, oh dear.

Guys, what do you think of Rocky Two?

I think he looks great.

(whimpers)

Morning.

Morning, babe.

You all right?

Yeah, hungry.

Abs, you seen Rocks?

He was charging around earlier,

but I don't know where he's gone now.

I just woke up.

I don't know, do I?

(beeping)

(happy, silly music)

You put a dog down our bog.

Oh, little poem

Is that supposed to be funny?

Just a little, just a little bit.

(laughs)

Yeah, well, it's not.

That dog cost me eight quid,

but I am not fishing it out.

Feel free to subscribe.

If you're new here,

drop us a like on the video

if you liked what you saw.

Yeah, didn't go this time, unfortunately,

but we'll get her next time, don't worry.

See you later guys.

- Have a good one.

- In a bit.

Bye.

(sad music)

That was funny, though.

(upbeat music)

Okay, so it is about 11 p.m.

Abby thinks that we're out

with the lads on the piss,

you know, but I'm afraid, Abby, we're not.

And got some stuff to play with,

here check that out.

And got this.

(snaps fingers)

(ominous music)

Ooh, scary.

Zac, my friend, over to you.

[Zac] Here we go.

(ominous music)

Nice little canvas of

herself, bloody egomaniac.

Wow, dude is punching.

Wish I was a bang average footballer

Okay, so, here we go.

I got one there.

Nice big one there.

(floor squeaks)

You do it, yeah?

[Zac] Yeah, she's gonna

f***ing sh*t herself

(laughs) Nice, nice work, nice.

[Zac] (mumbles) she would.

Yeah, I'm liking this.

(ominous music)

You know, you've seen my phone?

[Zac] It's there.

Where?

[Zac] There.

Thanks.

(ominous music)

(cell phone vibrates)

(Abby screams)

(silly music)

(pants)

Twats.

It was a little bit funny.

[Zac] I thought it was hilarious.

Oh, man, I f***ing hate spiders.

F*** off.

(Zac laughs)

(upbeat music)

Revenge.

So it's 12:
30 on a Saturday afternoon.

Will hasn't got a game today,

so obviously he's still in bed.

So lazy.

I'm gonna tempt him out

of bed with some food.

Always seems to work.

Will.

[Will] Yo, what's up.

Will, I'm making some lunch.

Do you want a sandwich?

[Will] Hm, yes, yes.

This morning I went down

to the beach, and I got this.

And then I went down to the shop,

and I got this.

Hot, very hot.

(happy music)

So, Will's gonna bite into his sandwich,

which is filled with sand,

but what's even funnier is that he's

then gonna grab for his drink.

I am a genius.

Will, are you coming?

[Will] Yeah, I'll be there, one sec.

What the fu-

(gags)

Oh my, geeze, that's disgusting.

(coughs)

(Abby laughs)

Oh, f*** off.

And that's for the spiders, f*** face.

So if you like that prank, subscribe,

and do not forget to leave a comment.

Bye.

(upbeat music)

Hi, guys.

So here we are, doing the Parent Trap,

our biggest prank yet.

I have been banned from inside the house.

So I'm in charge of doing cutaways.

Here we have an overpriced house owned

by a pair of bored, middle class parents.

And here we have a sports

car owned by a twat,

and here he is.

All right, welcome to my parent's house.

So, here's the plan, okay?

My parents have been away for the weekend,

to the New Forest, having

a good time and all.

Abby and I have been here

on a romantic house-sitting session,

so romantic, in fact,

that we thought that never

now would be a very, very good time

for her to meet my parents

for the first time.

So now my parents are

back from the New Forest,

having had a great time.

There they are, and the

little sis and the dog, too.

Say hello, guys.

- Hi.

- Hi.

[Will] Awesome, on-screen

debuts, how about that?

Now what Abby doesn't know is I thought

today would be a fantastic

day to swap my moisturiser

with some ultra dark, instant fake tan.

Sorry, Abby.

I've not actually met Abby's folks yet,

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