Pottersville

Synopsis: Maynard is a beloved local businessman who is mistaken for the legendary Bigfoot during an inebriated romp through town in a makeshift gorilla costume. The sightings set off an ...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Seth Henrikson
Production: Wing and a Prayer Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.2
PG-13
Year:
2017
84 min
66 Views


What are you doing here?

In my home?

No, I mean now.

I wanted to surprise you.

You know, I'm just

gonna take off.

Jack?

- Is that...? What's going on?

- I can explain this.

You can explain why you're

dressed up like a rabbit

and having sex with a squirrel?

- I'm a wolf.

- We don't have sex.

That's right. According to the

club, you can't even have sex.

- Club? What club is this?

- Well, it's the kind of club where...

You-dress-up-like-a-squirrel-

and-have-sex-my-wife club?

I'm a wolf.

How many people are in the club?

Well, in the tri-county area we got...

what is it, 32?

Look, I've been meaning to

talk to you for a while.

A while? How long has

this been going on?

That's not important, Maynard. What

is important is that I'm bored.

Get a hobby! Learn

to knit, do macram.

- Are you kidding me?

- We don't do anything!

We don't go anywhere! I need

some excitement in my life!

So instead of talking to me about

it, somewhere in your brain,

the thing that makes

sense, is to go out

and have sex with a squirrel?

I'm a wolf!

Get it? It doesn't make

any sense as a squirrel!

It's gotta be a wolf!

Jack, we have been

friends forever.

I know.

That's why I'm gonna need

to ask a favor of you.

Sure thing, whatever

you need, buddy.

You know, I'm kind of a

big deal in this town

and don't think it'd be good

if people knew I was a furry.

What's a furry?

Furry. It's this

club we belong to.

Well, don't 32 other

people already know?

Seriously, Maynard, okay? I'm

gonna need your word on this.

I think we need to take some time apart

and think about what we really want.

Maynard! Maynard! You're gonna

have to keep a tight lip on this.

I'm kind of a big

deal around here.

- Well, I am.

- I know.

We wish you a merry Christmas

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