Pottersville Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 84 min
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We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Merry Christmas everybody!
You're still here.
I was just about to
call it a night.
That's why you're the best.
Are you drunk?
First time since my wedding night,
and we all know how that turned out.
I don't understand.
What happened?
Well...
I went out to breathe
some life...
and then life decided to
take a poop on my face.
So, I ended up breathing
poop instead.
Rabbit and squirrel
poop, to be precise.
What? Maynard, you're
not making any sense.
You're right! Because
he wasn't a squirrel.
He was a wolf! He's a wolf.
Doesn't work if he's a squirrel.
It only works if he's a wolf.
Sorry for the confusion.
It was a wolf.
Let's make you some coffee.
- No, I want my moonshine.
- Okay.
Bart gave me this.
This stuff is making me crazy.
- No argument here.
- It's okay, Parker.
'Cause you gotta get crazy sometime,
because of the speeding little rock.
- You want some?
- No, I think I'm good.
Let's get you home.
I don't have a home.
Of course you do and Connie's
gonna be worried sick.
There's no Connie.
She's been replaced by the
Easter Bunny's evil twin.
She left me.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, Maynard.
I'm so sorry.
Is there anything that I can...?
No.
I just wanna sit here.
Let me take you
back to my place.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I just wanna be here alone...
think about wolves,
and rocks, and stuff.
You sure you don't want
me to stay with you?
Let me ask you a question.
This is very important.
Okay.
Do you belong to a
furry sex club?
I think you'll be
fine by yourself.
- It's important to me.
- Yeah.
I don't want you to wind up
like a furry animal sex freak.
I'm gonna come back first
thing in the morning, okay?
And you do me a favor
and get some rest.
Okay?
You were right, my friend.
Here's to going crazy.
All right...
I'll play freaky forest
animals with ya.
You know what a gorilla
would do to a bunny,
or a squirrel, or whatever?
Eat them alive!
Maynard?
Oh! Maynard, you should get up!
Okay? I'll just...
I'll shut the door.
Bunny.
Squirrels.
Gorilla.
What are all these
people doing here?
And now, for a story on a...
You gotta see this.
We go out live to Stacy
Gutierrez for a special report.
- Stacy.
- Thanks, John.
Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez,
live in front of the once thriving,
but now abandoned, Pottersville Mill.
I'm here with the
local townsfolk
who claim to have witnessed what they're
calling, well, a Bigfoot sighting.
So, tell me, what did you see?
Well, we were all out in
You know, hanging out.
When all of a sudden this
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