Postman Pat: The Movie Page #2

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But we've been looking

forward to this trip for so long!

- I have to tell you something.

- Oh, me, too, Pat.

- I think we should go to Venice first.

- Right.

Only, one small thing.

A man from head office came by today.

Smoke?

Oh! The caprese salad!

- Need some help, love?

- Oh, no! Im all right. Thank you!

- Does one actually cook a caprese salad?

- She does.

- You're The One is back on! Come on, Dad!

- You're The One?

Oh, Dad, it's just massive!

It's a talent show where ordinary people

compete for recording contracts,

trips and all sorts of

really amazing prizes.

Oh!

We're loving each day as if it's the last

Dancing all night, having a blast

'Cause, baby, I need you here

Girl, I'm on a mission

to cure my condition

'Cause without your kissing,

my heart's just a prison

So I'm hoping and wishing

that, girl, I'm forgiven...

Yes, thank you. That will be enough.

Oh.

Theres actually quite a bit more.

Don't threaten me.

I'm sorry. What was your name again?

My name's Ronan.

Ronald, they did tell you

that this is a talent show?

Well, yes, they did. You know, I do actually

have a bit of experience with this.

I'm sorry. Can we get a translator in here?

I think he's speaking

Australian or something.

Actually, Im from Ireland originally.

Then I hope all the horseless carriages

and aeroplanes here haven't frightened you.

Oh.

Am I on to the next round then?

If we were playing Russian roulette.

Simon says, "Next!"

Well, thanks for the opportunity...

Hes a bit harsh, isn't he?

Thats what makes the show so good.

Everybody watches it.

Im Simon Cowbell

and we'll be back after this break.

Unfortunately.

Television is a vast wasteland.

All right. This is it! We're up next!

All the lessons and work are about to be...

Josh! Try to remember why we're here!

What would I be today

if I wasted my life on video games?

A talent agent with only one client?

Look, laddie, I have swindled a lot of old

ladies to pay for your singing lessons,

and I will not...

Well, we're back. Or, rather Im back.

With an empty stage.

Let's take this opportunity

to enjoy the silence.

Thats it! You're on, lad!

Go on, wee man! Break a leg!

Right. What have you got for us?

Josh, is it?

- I thought Id sing a song.

- Well, that's refreshing and new.

- Ive had a few dancing lessons, too.

- What incredibly useful information.

Thank you. Go ahead.

Steal another two minutes of my life.

Yeah

Here we go. Yo!

Give me just a little time

I swear I'm gonna steal your mind

Making it seem easy

while you're playing hard to get

You think you've got it figured out

Oh, but you don't wanna

get struck by lightning

Uh-oh, uh-oh! There you go

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