Pork Pie

Synopsis: Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Matt Murphy
Production: Four Knights Film
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
Year:
2017
105 min
34 Views


to this bland commercial standard.

All those condescending morons,

they just...

They want derivative pulp,

and I'm not going to sell out, man.

I'm... I'm not.

Yep. Here we go.

Speaking of conspiracies...

Afternoon, sir. Do you know

why I pulled you over?

Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess

you're just revenue collecting, officer.

Or another probable cause is...

Another probable cause is

institutionalized racism, you know?

Perhaps you just pulled him over

because he's Maori.

Sorry, sir.

His... his cat got run over this morning,

so he's a bit upset, yeah.

Mmm.

Was it desexed?

- What?

- Your cat.

Oh. Um... no.

Desexed cats are less likely to stray,

therefore less likely to be run over.

You might wanna consider that

next time.

Ok, yeah.

This vehicle left a Taihape service

station without paying for petrol.

You know about that?

- Nah, he paid for that.

- What?

- The petrol.

- Nah, I didn't.

I thought you did, didn't you?

No, you said

you'd Chuck it in, bro, so I...

I would never say

"Chuck it in, bro."

So this vehicle is registered to

jock Stevens. Either of you him?

Hey, what are you doing?

Dude, what are you doing?

Man, are you

in some kind of trouble?

Well, who fills up a car

and doesn't pay for it?

Who's got a mum called jock?

Ok, well, if you don't pull over soon,

you're gonna lose your license.

I don't have one.

Whoa!

Wh...! Whoa!

Oh! Ahh.

Ahh.

Ok, Evel Knievel, maybe you could

just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit.

Ooh!

Where'd he go?

F*ck!

It's not your mum's mini, is it?

I feel like a burger.

What?

A flame-grilled Angus Patty,

runny egg and barbecue sauce.

Seriously?

Well, you got a better plan?

No.

Let's get a burger.

That's six double-beef bacon, people.

What's the hold-up?

You growing those bloody cows?

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