Pork Pie Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 105 min
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to this bland commercial standard.
All those condescending morons,
they just...
They want derivative pulp,
and I'm not going to sell out, man.
I'm... I'm not.
Yep. Here we go.
Speaking of conspiracies...
Afternoon, sir. Do you know
why I pulled you over?
Well, the Rego's all good, so I guess
you're just revenue collecting, officer.
Or another probable cause is...
institutionalized racism, you know?
Perhaps you just pulled him over
because he's Maori.
Sorry, sir.
His... his cat got run over this morning,
so he's a bit upset, yeah.
Mmm.
Was it desexed?
- What?
- Your cat.
Oh. Um... no.
Desexed cats are less likely to stray,
therefore less likely to be run over.
next time.
Ok, yeah.
This vehicle left a Taihape service
station without paying for petrol.
You know about that?
- Nah, he paid for that.
- What?
- The petrol.
- Nah, I didn't.
I thought you did, didn't you?
No, you said
you'd Chuck it in, bro, so I...
"Chuck it in, bro."
So this vehicle is registered to
jock Stevens. Either of you him?
Hey, what are you doing?
Dude, what are you doing?
Man, are you
in some kind of trouble?
Well, who fills up a car
and doesn't pay for it?
Who's got a mum called jock?
Ok, well, if you don't pull over soon,
you're gonna lose your license.
I don't have one.
Whoa!
Wh...! Whoa!
Oh! Ahh.
Ahh.
Ok, Evel Knievel, maybe you could
just, um, ease off the pedal a little bit.
Ooh!
Where'd he go?
F***!
It's not your mum's mini, is it?
I feel like a burger.
What?
A flame-grilled Angus Patty,
runny egg and barbecue sauce.
Seriously?
Well, you got a better plan?
No.
Let's get a burger.
That's six double-beef bacon, people.
What's the hold-up?
You growing those bloody cows?
We apologise, sir.
We've just had one out the back that
refused to be blended up in the mincer,
you can stuff your face with her shortly.
- I have order 97 here.
- Oh, there you go. Nice and bloody.
Christ, lady, I've got
f***ing kids in the car.
Hello,
handsome. What can I do you for?
Yeah, um...
What...? Mm. Uh... I'm a...
Yeah, I'm a little bit torn.
Bro, she's talking to me.
- She asked me my order.
- I was talking to the driver, sir.
- Oh. That's fine. Sorry.
- Tends to be how it works.
Uh, well, can I grab
the flame-grilled Angus Patty
with runny egg
and extra bacon, please?
- Absolutely.
- Thanks.
And you, sir?
Um, yeah, and I'll get
the flame-grilled cheese, thanks.
- So that's the flame-grilled cheese...
- Oh, but no cheese.
Actually, no, should just make it
the Fla... Flame-grilled original.
- Without cheese?
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