Pork Pie

Synopsis: Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Matt Murphy
Production: Four Knights Film
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
Year:
2017
105 min
33 Views


my turn to bring a new shit

dark and it's heavy

show me if you're ready

this is it

my turn to bring a new sound

and it's heavy.

Show me if you're ready

this is it

my turn to bring a...

Oh, hey.

- You want me to Chuck in some gas?

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

- Hello?

- Jon, Jon, Jon.

Hey, Sharon. Babe. Um, look, uh,

now's not actually such a good time.

"Sharon". 'Babe', my arse.

No, it's not a good time, is it, Jon?

Uh...

I've had the publisher's legal team

chasing me all week, darling.

They called me in the supermarket.

They called me in the middle of

my daughter's remedial gymnastics...

Jon...

Oh. Um...

Jon, my love, Jon, my darling,

where is that fucking book?!

Yeah, no, I'm... it's coming along.

Um, I'm working on it.

I'm working on it now, actually.

You better be, Jon, because they're

demanding refunds of your advance,

so that means

my fucking commission.

But, uh...

Hey, they loved the outline, right?

Jon, they paid you for a novel.

No-one's expecting

'the great fucking Gatsby' here,

but the last draft

you shovelled up was...

I'm just finding the...

Here it is.

Ohh!

This is what the publisher said -

"a shit sandwich without the bread."

They're... you know, they're

picking on the ending, right?

There was no ending, Jon.

The word count just stops, ok?

It goes nowhere. I can't cover for you

anymore. Finish that fucking book!

Cool... hey, thanks.

Agents, eh?

"A shit sandwich without the bread"?

What kind of feedback is that?

It's a metaphor.

Like imagine a sandwich

with just the shit bits...

- Yeah.

- ..And no bread.

- Oh.

- It's pretty shit.

Oh, cool! Hey, thanks, man.

Thanks for, you know,

thanks for clarifying that.

You're welcome.

Let me tell you

what it really is, ok?

It's a conspiracy to make me conform

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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