Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin Page #3

could do...

nothing.

Poor guy. His very Iittle brain

is half gone with grief.

Ah-ha! I've discovered where he went.

[Iaughs]

An O, another O, and...

[gasps] Oh, my.

What is it, Owl? Where is it?

Somewhere bad, I fear.

How bad?

On a scale of one to ten...

It's not good.

[match strikes]

[match strikes]

He has gone to S-C-H-O-O-L.

[gasps] Skull.

Skull?

What sort of place is that?

Well, from the very sound of it,

one can tell it's a most forbidding

and faraway place.

Then we must help Christopher Robin.

Help him get back... to here.

And us.

And me.

Then it's a quest, is it? [Iaughs]

That's the spirit.

Hoo, the nobility of it.

A Iong and dangerous journey

through the Great Unknown.

Of course, you'II need a map.

D-d-d-dangerous?

Oh, Owl,... you wouldn't suppose

we'd meet any, uh...

Heffalumps?

Oh, thank you, I nearly forgot.

Herds of Heffalumps.

[mutters]

Down here I fancy, in the... southeast

corner of the far west portion.

W-w-what about W-w-woozles?

Woozles! Wonderful!

- Jagulars?

- Hoo-hoo, just a dozen or three.

Here, there and yonder.

Not to mention the fabled... [chuckles]

Skullasaurus.

S-skulla...s-saurus?

Oh, come, come, come.

Without a monster or two

it's hardly a quest.

Merely a gaggle of friends

wandering about.

Hoo-hoo-hoo, how I envy you.

Not everyone has the chance

to face the unspeakable terrors

of the Great Unknown.

# Today's the day

# In only a matter of moments

You'll all be on your way

# What lurks around the corner

Not a soul can say

# But I can guess

# More or less

# Hidden dangers, great duress

# Ah, the moment of glory

Is close at hand

# Hoo-wee, it's gonna be grand

# Adventure is a wonderful thing

# Pack only the essentials

I'll tell you what to bring

# Your strength, your nerve

Your hearts, your wits

# And for skullasaurus attacks

First-aid kits

# Adventure is a hoot and a half

# You'll face unearthly dangers

And look at them and laugh

# The claws, the teeth

The chase, the thrill

# You'll never want to come home

Maybe you never will

# That's the beauty of adventure

It's strictly sink or float

# It runs you till you're ragged

Then it grabs you by the throat

# You'll struggle to survive

Although the chances are remote

# Hoo-hoo, lucky you

Wish I was coming too

# Adventure is a wonderful thing

I almost forgot the very best part.

You not only save your friend from

the most dangerous place, namely Skull,

but from the most dangerous part

of the most dangerous place.

The eye of the skull itself.

Oh, bother.

# And you, General Pooh

# Off you go

Marching high and low

# Your friend waits at the end

# Right here

# Take a look

The map is perfectly clear

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