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"Ra-ra-Rasputin,

na-na-na love machine..."

If you're not in the mood...

No, I swear... Iisten!

It's scratched!

It's stopped.

Give up the joints!

Rubbish! I don't smoke!

OK, but you hear Russians,

singing:
"Rasputin, etc..."

They're not Russians. It's Boney M.

I'm just saying, they're not Russians.

It's Boney M, black guys.

Mark, are you sure you feel OK?

Oh yes, you feel fine!

- You feel just fine!

- I feel very fine!

An ass like a docker!

CIumsy! She deserves better!

Forget the girl, Bert!

- There!

- What!

Ivan's dancing. Fancy a quickie?

There! The guy's ass?

-What guy's ass?

-There! You saw it! On the wall!

PIease, stop it!

A guy showed me his ass...

and asked if... I fancied a...

- if I wanted...

- Great! Was it a nice ass?

Did it turn you on?

What now? Come to bed!

I'm just going for some water.

What the f***?

There you are!

What the hell's going on?

Come to watch the fags, eh?

Michael Raffin, gay and proud of it!

- Fascist!

- You what?

Where's your chick?

Got any blow? I'm all out!

He's all rumply!

Not hanging too heavy down there?

The material I mean! What's the fabric?

Enough! Be nice to our intruder!

I'm John, but my friends call me Shaggy.

- This is my f***ing house!

- Have a drink.

That's my wine!

"My house!", "My wine". Chill, man!

A little green, maybe. No effect at all.

'76 is young, though. Needs to age.

So, Mark. We need to talk.

You're cool, but this is our home.

- Private.

- Your home?

Maybe we can help each other out.

You can crash here for a while.

Sure. Thanks!

We've been here for ages.

But we need a change.

- Any ideas?

- Out! Or it's the cops!

The boys in blue!

The boys in blue!

I prefer firemen!

I'm Giles. I'm a rep with BASF.

They're showing off. Fags!

I'm not. You know?

I just come to dance!

So dance away!

And take your pals with you!

OK?

OK?

You don't get it!

What's going on?

Don't worry, it's alright.

And the shovel?

Don't touch me!

- It's for them!

- There's nobody there!

Shut up!

You're drinking at night, now?

It's not me who's drinking, it's them!

They opened our wine. Stop it!

- Mark, you're insane!

- They opened our wine. Stop it!

Quiet!

- Call the cops!

- Quiet!

You're nuts! You're nuts!

What? You're nuts!

I'm nuts? So what do you call this, then?

A cellar.

Emma! You can see this sh*t!

OK. You're fun guys, and great dancers...

I don't care who you are...

but get lost! OK!

The boys in blue!

OK, great!

I'll call them myself!

It's always the same.

Never there when you need them.

Stop it, Mark! Stop it!

You saw it down there!

You're scaring me! You're mad!

Are you blind, or what?

You saw those guys!

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