Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow Page #2

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1994
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- Yes, sir.

- Now, Americans and Russians...

...we must grab Konali

like the insect that he is...

...and we must then crush him!

- God.

Make way. Jones. Jones.

- Jones. Make way. Make way.

- Oh!

I am Captain Thaddeus Harris

and in this case...

...I have state-of-the-art

American surveillance equipment.

I'll have this Konali business

wrapped up for you in a few days.

Excuse me, Ricky.

I must go to the toilet.

Yes, of course.

- Pardon me. Which is my car?

- The one in front.

The one in front. Oh, yeah.

- What did he say?

- Well, he said that you had...

...a marvelous attitude and you're

a pleasure to work with, sir.

I'm going to keep my eye on you.

The red zone

is for Communist parking only.

The one in front.

The red zone

is for Communist parking only.

Oh, hello.

Lieutenant Talinsky didn't

tell me his family would be here.

Very nice of you to come and greet me.

Katrina, I want you to think of me

as America's goodwill ambassador.

And you think of me

as translator and guide.

Stop! Stop!

Ay! Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai.

I'm in deep borscht.

Captain Callahan, 511.

Sergeant Jones, 513.

Sergeant Tackleberry, 514.

Cadet Connors, 520.

Captain Harris, 515.

Not exactly a four-star hotel, is it?

Well, we spend our police budget

on fighting criminals...

...not on pampering

out-of-town visitors.

Your government brought us here.

They also bring in monkeys for zoo...

...but we don't put them

in four-star hotel either.

Well, I just go check

on Commandant Lassard.

Lassard. Lassard. You!

You.

- Hm-mm.

- You.

I have job for you.

Again. When you hear door, you say:

"I'm in the bathroom.

I'll meet you there. "

"I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there. "

Again.

"I'm in the bathroom.

I'll meet you there. "

"I'm in the bathroom.

Meet you there. "

Come in.

Again!

"In the bathroom. Meet me there. "

Excuse me.

Is the commandant in?

Well, I just saw him. He's very tired

and enjoying moment of rest.

Ah. Thank you.

I have to get to next level. Eh...

- Looking for something, captain?

- Bugs. You can never be too careful.

- Call me paranoid.

- You're paranoid.

I'm down to one life. I can't make it.

Can I show you a little trick?

Watch. You just want the bear

to go back three spaces. Right?

See?

It makes it to next level.

- I made it. Thank you.

- Game.

Good morning, everyone.

I understand that your commandant

will not be joining us today.

However, we will proceed

with briefing anyway.

Konstantine Konali,

Russian Mafia godfather.

Jones!

His brother and second-in-command,

Mikhail Konali.

Konstantine Konali is involved

in extortion...

...gambling, fencing jewelry,

arms dealing.

But he does not choose

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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