Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

Synopsis: A string of business robberies have taken place in the city's Wilson Heights neighborhood, all done by the same three crooks. Captain Thaddeus Harris is no longer in the same precinct with a certain group of cops that he doesn't like. That's why Harris is so happy to be in the Wilson Heights precinct. But then The Mayor tells Harris that business in the city is plummeting because of the robberies. Since there appears to be a leak in Harris's precinct, the Governor has sent in a team to stop the Wilson Heights gang. Much to Harris's dismay, the team is led by Commandant Eric Lassard, so Harris knows who the team members are -- exactly the cops that he doesn't like. The team members are Nick Lassard, Moses Hightower, Eugene Tackleberry, Larvell Jones, Debbie Callahan, Laverne Hooks, and Douglas Fackler. The stakes are raised when Commandant Lassard is accused of being the mastermind behind the robberies, and the team must clear his name.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Peter Bonerz
Production: Warner Home Video
 
IMDB:
4.2
Metacritic:
16
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG
Year:
1989
84 min
461 Views


[MAN SINGING "TWELVE DAYS

OF CHRISTMAS"]

[CONTINUES SINGING]

Proctor, you've been singing

Christmas songs...

...for the entire five hours

of this stakeout.

Christmas is a good four months away.

If you sing so much as one more note...

...I will shoot you.

[HUMMING "JINGLE BELLS"]

Go ahead...

...make my Christmas.

Sir, can we call it a day?

I've got a very good tip

that the Wilson Heights Gang...

...is gonna rob the jewelry store

across the street.

I thought we might wait at least until

they showed up before we call it a day.

- Is that okay with you?

- Yes, sir.

I usually read the funnies

to my niece on Sunday.

HARRIS:

Don't you understand?

It took me a year to get transferred...

...away from Lassard

and his band of misfits.

Now that I've got my own precinct,

I'm not gonna let anyone screw with me.

It's my precinct.

I make the rules.

No one takes so much as a leak

without my say-so.

- I have a sixth sense.

PROCTOR:
Sir...

HARRIS:
Let me finish. I have a sixth...

- But, sir!

Would you let me finish?

I have a sixth sense

when it comes to crime...

PROCTOR:
But, sir!

- Stop interrupting me!

I have got a sixth sense

when it comes to crime.

My instincts tell me this crime wave...

...is about to come to an abrupt end.

[SIRENS WAILING]

OFFICER 1:

Hey, you! Hold it!

OFFICER 2:
Hold it!

OFFICER 3:
Freeze!

OFFICER 4:

Captain Harris!

What are you doing here?

Well, we're on a stakeout.

What's all this about?

The Wilson Heights Gang struck again.

- Where?

- There, sir.

Right behind you.

OFFICER 5:

When did you get here, sir?

- Well, we...

- We've been here five hours.

- Shut up, Proctor.

- You were here during the robbery?

HARRIS:
Of course not.

- Yes, we were, sir.

- They came a few minutes ago.

- Shut up.

- I tried to tell you.

- Shut up.

- Don't you remember? Inside the car.

- Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!

Oh, gentlemen...

...you promised me you would have

this gang in custody two weeks ago!

Instead, they're making us look

like a bunch of... Uh...

Oh, the ones that are very funny.

The kings have them.

Bring me my f... Fools!

- Making us look like fools!

- Mr. Mayor, I...

- I can assure you...

- Save it.

People are afraid. They're taking

their business elsewhere.

The merchants are all over me.

Some very important...

The ones that...

Feathers are being ruffled here.

And now the governor is involved!

He wants this crime wave

stopped immediately.

And he is sending in a special team...

...to see that the crime wave is stopped.

Mr. Mayor, Your Honor...

I think what Captain Harris

is trying to say...

...is his department will appreciate...

...all the help it can get.

- Yes. Good. Thank you.

But due to the possibility of a leak

in Captain Harris' department...

...the governor chose a team

outside the precinct.

He feels sure that they will bring

these scoundrels to the...

You know, to the court thing.

Justice! Bring them to justice.

[PHONE RINGING]

Oh, excuse me.

Hello. Yeah.

Oh, send him in, yes.

Thank you, Midge.

Captain Harris, Commissioner Hurst...

...I'm sure you know

Commandant Lassard.

Thank you, Midge.

You... Let me make sure

I understand this.

You are going to be working with me.

Side by side.

I feel just the same.

We're very happy to have you with us,

Commandant Lassard.

I am sure, sure...

...that you will help us tree these swine.

Your Honor, I have just the men

for the job.

[GRUNTING]

[CHOKING]

[GRUNTING]

Oh!

[MEN GROANING]

Now, who wants to go one-on-one?

No.

Heads up, people!

WOMAN 1:

It's Brad. He's such a child.

- Hello.

- Nice seeing you again.

- You look lovely.

WOMAN 2:
Thank you.

- Do call sometime, we'll have lunch.

WOMAN 3:
I will.

- Hello, dear.

WOMAN 4:
Hello.

- Hi, Mrs. Stanwyck.

- Hi, Jonesy.

Did you ever see such a bunch of stiffs?

WOMAN 5:

Elaine, exceptional event.

Watch this.

[MAKING SQUISHING SOUNDS]

[MAKING SQUEAKING SOUNDS]

[JONES MAKING

SCRATCHING SOUNDS]

MAN:

What on earth is he doing?

[MAKING SQUISHING SOUNDS]

[JONES IMITATING

ROCKET FIRING]

Thanks, pal.

That should get me

through the next hour.

MAN:

Excuse me.

- What do you think you're doing?

- I'm a police officer. It's my duty...

- Do you have any idea who I am?

- No, but I wanted to...

I'm Wendell P. Farnsworth.

My brother-in-law's a councilman, I'm a

personal friend of the watch commander.

So I suggest we forget all about

this little misunderstanding.

- Got me?

- But you were parked in a red zone.

- I have to give you a ticket...

- Let me make it clear to you, girl.

Now, get out of here...

...before I have you busted down...

...to crossing guard.

- All right.

- You told her.

You got to know how to handle peons,

you know what I mean?

What now?

- What's this?

- Citations for parking in a red zone...

...more than 18 inches from the curb,

blocking a fire hydrant...

...expired registration, no front plate,

littering, attempt to extort an officer...

...and willfully destroying

a court summons.

[WHISTLES]

Oh, no! My car!

You can pick it up at the police impound

after you pay for your citations, boy!

[CLATTERING]

- Morning, son.

- Morning, Dad.

Possible 211 in progress

in the living room.

- Shall we call for backup?

- No. We can handle it.

- Grandpa.

- Dad.

All I took is a lousy sandwich.

LASSARD:
Good morning and welcome

to the Wilson Heights Division.

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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