Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Page #2

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-We'll take the stairs.

-Thanks, just the same.

Excuse me!

Would you be interested

in the new citizens program?

-Yes, in fact, we didn't hear you right.

-Sure, here.

-Why don't you hand the rest of them out?

-Thank you very much. Goodbye, sir.

-Arnie, where are you going?

-Home. I got a boatload of stuff to do.

I got a term paper due tomorrow,

and a history test.

I got to help my father clean the cellar,

and I have to do the dishes tonight.

What are you doing?

-I'll get the guys and hang out at the mall.

-Let's go.

I thought I told you guys,

no skateboarding in my district.

This isn't skateboarding, Sergeant.

This is carrying skateboards.

This is skateboarding.

-We got to check this out, you guys.

-Take it easy.

We'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

I want to check out these guys.

All right, I'll be back.

Hey, Sarge, look at that.

Kyle, that skateboard punk. Let's nail him.

Boy, you sure give them a hard time.

Yeah. Fun, isn't it?

You don't listen, do you, Kyle?

I was shopping

for Capt. Harris' birthday present.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Shop somewhere else.

Your Honor....

Here, Judge. Stop him! Hold up!

Excuse me, pardon me.

Excuse me, my fault.

-Watch it!

-Stop! Stop that skateboarder! Hold it!

I can do that, that handstand stuff.

I just hate it

when the change falls out of my pocket.

Hey, man,

I think these guys want to talk to you.

Hold it!

Capt. Harris will hear about this!

Come.

-Sir.

-Copeland, what the hell happened to you?

Some skateboard punks

started a riot at the mall.

Bring them in here.

-They got away.

-They got away?

-I did the best I could, sir.

-It wasn't enough, was it, Copeland?

-No, sir.

-I'll handle these punks personally.

-Yes, sir.

-I want three patrol cars...

dissecting the neighborhood.

Copeland, my hat!

-Yes, sir.

-You, radio-alert all motorcycle units.

I want a chopper in the air.

Spot these boys on the ground.

Proctor, ride with me.

-Now, Proctor, move it!

-Coming, sir.

Be right there!

There they go!

Back it up. Quiet!

I said quiet, d*ckhead.

We've got them now.

I know they came in here.

Unit 6 to Capt. Harris.

We've got them at the end of the alley.

I got you now!

You hold them right there. We're coming.

Copeland, have you got them?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm Carey Mahoney of the Police Academy.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Please. Thank you. You're too kind.

It's Harris. Haul ass. Go.

I got you, you little punks.

Freeze, you little hoodlums.

Get your hands off my ass, Proctor.

Get away, Proctor.

No. Don't shake the fence.

Oh, sh*t. No!

The purpose of this program...

is to develop a better working relationship

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