Police Academy 3: Back in Training Page #3

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Let me be the first to welcome you

to the fabulous Midcity Police Academy.

We're about to begin

an incredible 14-week adventure in living.

I'm one of your hosts,

Sgt. Carey Mahoney.

And as you exit the bus,

please form a double line.

And march them!

Who did that?

Say, man, this place is crazy.

Suckers always making me dance

and stuff.

What kind of place is this?

I don't look like I'm gonna make it.

You'll make it just fine. Keep dancing.

Hmm. Good.

Good, tall. Good.

Good, strong.

Excuse me.

And who might you be?

Tomoko Nogata, of Tachikawa Nogatas.

"And is this your lovely wife?"

- Proctor.

- Yes, sir.

- What's the story here with Fu Manchu?

- Fu Manchu.

I don't have a Fu Manchu.

I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp

from out of town!

He's with the Tachikawa Highway Patrol...

part of an international exchange

program, here to study our methods.

I'm not teaching my cadets

how to use a wok!

You ship him off to Lassard's.

He'll fit in perfectly over there.

He could use a good sushi chef.

- No offense, eh?

- Arigato, thank you.

Kiss my what?

Excuse me, sir.

- Ma'am! I'm a ma'am!

- I'm sorry.

Those guns make it difficult to tell.

- Are you an instructor?

- Affirmative.

Are you a new recruit?

- Yes, I...

- She certainly is. But she's terribly shy.

Stand up straight, Sarah.

And don't babble.

What will the instructor think?

- Now, just pay attention...

- Stifle it!

Don't worry, Sarah.

When we're finished with you...

you'll have nerves of steel,

ice in your veins...

and a set of brass balls this big.

No favoritism here, Eugene.

Bud, here, he fouls up,

you give him a good whack.

- Ha-ha-ha. Gotcha!

- That was a good one. Pretty sneaky.

Caught me off guard.

You take care of yourself, son.

And pay attention to Eugene.

I'm proud of you.

You're gonna make one hell of a cop.

Thanks, Dad.

Would you give this to Mom for me?

Ha, ha. Don't forget to buckle up.

That was a good one.

Sorry!

Boy, my dad and I have

a terrific relationship.

Does anybody know how to shut

this thing off? It's driving me nuts!

Thanks.

Okay, that's $700.

- Plus tip.

- Here you go.

Hey. Hey, Wait a minute. What is this?

What do you think you're giving me here?

What, are you kidding?

I don't take any money

with pictures of tuna fish on it.

Come on, American money.

Let's go. $700, that's what you owe me.

Wait a minute. Excuse me.

What's going on here?

- Not enough. He owes me $700, plus tip.

- $700 for a cab ride?

- Where did you catch this cab, Yokohama?

- Yokohama.

Excuse me. I'm Officer Carey Mahoney.

May I be of some assistance?

- Yes. This guy is trying to rip off this guy.

- "Rip off."

- Read the meter. The meter don't lie.

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