Police Academy 3: Back in Training Page #2

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But also only one loser,

which works out nicely.

I certainly hope we win.

Then I can retire

with the same sense of dignity...

I have always brought to the academy.

Whoa!

Dismissed.

Get out of my way,

or I'll start playing rough.

- Don't do that.

- No, I will not!

You have the stupidest idea.

Put down that suitcase.

- You are not going to that police academy.

- Wrong!

Aah!

Finally, don't you think one policeman

in this family is enough?

Stop it! I don't care what you say!

- Great, great.

- Great.

Okay, listen. See, I just wanted

to join the force to be with you.

I mean, we can ride together, we can wear

matching uniforms, share ammo...

everything that makes a marriage work.

Honey, look. Listen to me, sweetheart.

- Police work, it's just so dangerous.

- I don't care!

Oh, no. No, you don't!

You let go of me, mister,

or face the consequences!

- Good morning, Facklers.

- Hello, Mrs. Pectelli.

It is hell out there on those streets.

- All right. Okay.

- Come on.

Sweetie, what? Come on.

We're adults.

I know we can talk this thing out.

Exactly. I know you're smart enough

to do that work. It's just that...

I'm the breadwinner in this family, and

you're my lady, and your place is at home.

Right? Come on, give me a kiss.

What do you... Come on.

You think I can't break this down?

Open it up, sweetie.

I'm a policeman. I'm trained

for this kind of stuff, you know that?

All right, big joke. Open that door!

Come on. You said we'd be adults.

Hey! That's my...-

- Do you want to kill me?

- I have thought about it a couple of times.

Honey, stop it right now! I'm serious!

I don't care.

I wanna go to the police academy.

Listen to reason, will you? Listen to me

right now. You are not gonna...

- What are you doing?

- I want you off this car now!

I just waxed this car.

You'll get me into so much trouble.

This is a city street,

not a drag strip, thank you.

If you don't like it, you go around me!

With volume on the New York

Stock Exchange as of this hour...

at 56 million shares in moderate trading,

with the Dow Jones up 4 points at 1507.

The dollar is showing renewed strength

against foreign currency...

gaining 10 percent against the pound...

on rumors of the Fed's

dropping interest rates.

The uncertainty of interest rates

is affecting the bond market.

Trading has been cautious

and will remain...

This is not Le Mans!

Porter. Redcap.

That's right.

Could you help me with these, please?

That's right. Come on over here.

Thank you. That'll be fine, thank you.

Porter.

Please, sit down. Please.

Um, uh, um...

Zip your lips, slap your butts to the seat

and listen hard!

That's a lot better.

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