Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

Synopsis: Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy (1984) and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweigh any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band graffiti daubing terrorists?
Genre: Comedy
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
1985
87 min
384 Views

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Evening.

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Hello. Hello.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

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-Hello. Hello.

-Hello.

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-Hello.

-Hello--

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Hello. Hello.

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Give it to me!

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-Eight bucks?

-Business is slow.

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Get a new business

or move out of the neighborhood!

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-Come on.

-Hey, take that! Pig!

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Get your hands off me!

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So am l ever gonna get an answer

out of you guys?

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-Well, sir. . . .

-Well.

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-Congratulations, captain.

-What is it now, chief?

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lt's official.

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This is now the worst precinct

in the entire city.

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Would you look at this?

Burglary, up 36 percent.

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Armed robbery, up 20 percent.

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Vandalism, up 44 percent.

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Sir, l think if you'll check,

burglary is up 48 percent.

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There. You hear that?

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-Who are you?

-Mauser, sir. M as in ''man'' . . .

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-. . .A-U-S as in ''Sam''--

-Shut up and sit down, Mauser.

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-He didn't ask for your biography.

-E-R, sir.

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Look, Hurst, what do you expect?

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You cut my budget, you cut my staff.

l got nothing to work with.

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Look around! These guys are old.

They're tired.

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They just can't cut it anymore.

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Maybe they need

a new captain, Lassard.

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The mayor wants results.

You remember the mayor?

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She wants something done about this.

What do you propose?

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Take your nose out of my business,

go to the mayor's office. . .

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. . .and put it where it usually is.

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You have exactly 30 days to turn

this precinct around, or you are out.

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Do you understand me?

Thirty days and that's it!

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l need at least a dozen new men.

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-You can have six.

-Well, thank you!

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You better get started.

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Excuse me, captain.

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Get me the police academy.

l wanna speak to my brother.

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Sir. Chief.

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Sir, if l may be so bold,

l would like to apologize. . .

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. . .for Captain Lassard's remark about

your nose being up the mayor's. . . .

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Chief, l've got some new ideas

on how to run this precinct.

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-Oh, l'll bet you do, Mauser.

-Long-range plans, sir. . .

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. . .planning steps, deployment.

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See, sir, it's really a question

of leadership that works.

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Lassard's got 30 days.

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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