Poker Night Page #2
staring.
And I'm trying to come up
with a plan.
So, it comes to me.
Did you go in there
and beat the sh*t out of him?
You take him outside,
then you beat the sh*t out of him.
Nah, you idiots.
You take him outside.
You have him beat
the sh*t out of himself.
Don't they teach you kids
nothing in the academy anymore?
All right, no.
You see this?
I'm trying to tell a story, and all
these guys care about is a cheap laugh.
Hey, let's just remember there are
two dead cops in here. All right?
Hey, beautiful.
Hi.
Hi, I'd like, uh... whiskey double.
All right.
And... You know what?
Double for my friend here.
Thanks.
My pleasure.
What are you so happy about?
I am celebrating
the greatest day of my life.
Tell me about it.
All right.
I'm a cop, right?
I've been spending the last couple years,
every day of my life,
searching for the bodies
of these two buddies of mine...
that got killed by some
heartless bastard, right?
Nothing.
Then this morning
I found the bodies.
They were out in the woods,
not even that far from here.
I can finally take a vacation.
Hey, give him one more.
And keep the change.
Take care, my friend.
I couldn't have waited more than
10 minutes, and here he comes,
he's looking around,
he's all nervous.
He gets into his truck,
and he creeps off.
And I creep off
right behind him.
And then this idiot goes right
into the middle of the woods.
he's been missing something.
And after a while, he finally decides that
we must have made a mistake, and he leaves.
I get on the horn to the chief.
Hey, Captain. This is Cunningham.
I found them.
The next day
we dug those two up.
That prick's serving
double life now.
See, that's what it's all about.
That comes from years of being on the job.
You can't teach that.
young buck.
You listen, you learn,
you go and you do likewise.
And you always use
your best weapon,
and that's your brain.
Yeah, thanks
for that, Confucius.
Getting all teary over here.
Are we gonna play cards or are
That's what we're here for.
All right.
Time for you to lose money.
Hey.
Hey?
I'm not happy
about you being here.
If I had a say,
you wouldn't be getting this promotion.
Listen,
Maxwell... Am I wearing a f***ing dress?
Don't interrupt me.
You knew my rules.
You broke my rules.
If this all goes wrong,
I'm gonna f*** you up.
Girls doing okay here?
Fine.
Just need a few more of these in me,
I'll be right as rain.
You hear anything, Floyd?
No.
But I got my cell.
You know my wife threw me out?
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