Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #3

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What? No hey Bud, what's

new, How have you been?

Hi, Bud what's new? How have you been?

Same old, same old.

What can I do you for?

I need your expertize,

someone got a good look at me.

Bummer, man.

- Yeah.

Weirdest thing, she

thought I was somebody else.

Good to know you're following

the rules there, pal.

Rule number 7, bail if you

can placed at the job site.

Are you free?

It needs to be done soon.

Well, pretty busy on

the lot there today.

And i'm in the middle of

redecorating my office.

But, i'm sure I could juggle a

few things for you, Albie old boy.

I could fly in this evening. Do

you want me to bring you anything?

...Mysterious Mr Know It All...

Let's see what these ladies have to say.

- Just yourself.

Well, he may Know It All, but so cute...

Hey Mr Know It All, i

could teach you something.

Get in line, girl.

There you have it, I think

we're all stand in line...

To get to know just a little

bit more about Mr Know It All.

Back to you, Bob.

Thank you, Gale.

And in an unrelated story...

Do I have an identical twin brother?

Yes, you do.

I kept him in the attic

for the last 30 years.

He has a mental problem.

I didn't think it was safe

to let him out on his own.

Really?

- No, what's the matter with you?

You never phoned, I can't remember

the last time you were here...

I was there for your birthday, mom.

That doesn't count.

What do you mean it doesn't

count? Of course it counts.

Don't you get fresh with me!

You may think you're a tough guy...

But I could beat the sh*t

out of you in my sleep.

Sorry mom, i've been

really busy. I just got...

One more thing to do and then

i'll have a lot more time.

Get off your ass and do it.

Yes, mom.

And don't get killed.

- Mom...

We have an exclusive, a treat

for you with Mr Know It All.

He is quite a looker, brains

and smarts, he's so beautiful.

Sh*t!

You're that guy!

No.

- Yeah, you're Mr Know It All.

I never forget a face.

- No.

Yeah you are.

Hey, this is Mr Know It All.

What?

You know Mr Know It

All, that advice guy.

Hey, can I have your autograph?

It's for my girlfriend.

You don't have a girlfriend.

Yeah I do.

- Yeah, nice try, You missed him.

I don't... I do...

Hey that's Mr Know It All.

Hey, hey...

- Mr Know It All!

Excuse me.

- Oh my gosh...

Mr Know It All!

It's ridiculous.

Wankers.

Success?

Of course, i'm a professional.

This will kill you, Bud.

Yeah, thanks for the tip.

Hey, you look good on TV.

A little heavier, but good.

This guy is ruining my life.

I got people coming

up to me on the street.

They're asking for my autograph.

They're telling me their problems.

Yeah, it could be tough

to carry on your...

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