Please Kill Mr. Know It All Page #2

Synopsis: An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Production: Monarch Home Entertainment
  1 win & 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.6
Year:
2012
87 min
Website
34 Views


nipples about syndication...

We are so in the money, Sal!

Really?

- Yes, really.

They want a picture.

No problem, I can send them the one

that you took at the picnic last summer.

No, they think you're a guy.

Just tell them it's me.

- I can't.

WHy not?

It's complicated.

How complicated can it be, Patti? You just

send them my bio, they'll meet me and...

Oh.

Don't tell me. You lied?

And then you lied some

more, and you probably...

...lied some more. And

now we can't get out of it.

If the readers find out that

they have been had, we're history.

All they want is a picture,

it's not a big deal.

Where am I gonna find a

picture of Mr Know It All?

I don't know, wherever.

You will figure it

out. Just get me a face.

Okay, and the 4th caller gets

a free Mr. Know It All t-shirt.

Patti's right, it is not a big deal.

It's not that I lied...

It's just a picture.

Not even a picture, a drawing.

I doubt anyone would even recognize him.

And even if someone did, it probably

would not make a difference to his life.

An ordinary guy...

Who lives an ordinary dull life.

So, you start with a lie.

A small one.

And now they want the

real Mr Know It All.

There is no real Mr Know It All.

We are in big sh*t.

All we need is a video of the guy.

It'll buy us some time until

we think of something else.

How hard will it be?

We'll hire a waiter.

A waiter?

Yeah, a waiter and actor. Whatever.

We'll film the guy and add a voice over.

And what do we do if he

tells everyone he's a fake?

Then, we'll have to kill him.

Okay, that was a joke.

I got it.

One more and then we're even.

Just reminding you.

All done?

Yeah, boss.

I was gonna make sure that little

weasel has sung his last song.

Weasels don't sing.

What?

A canary sings, not a weasel.

You're mixing your metaphores.

What time is it?

Where is Stella? We're gonna be

late for Rocko's kids conformation.

She's always late.

Stella, come one!

Where are you taking me?

What are you wearing?

Uh... A dress?

That looks stupid.

The girl at the store said

it's the style these days.

So the style these

days is to look stupid?

Come on, you can't go like

that. You gotta change.

We're in a hurry, we're

late and i'm hungry. Please.

Sorry.

It's okay, will you

please just hurry up.

Will you guys do something?

Like fix something...

...paint something, kill

somebody. Just do something.

What's a metaphore?

Excuse me.

I've never done this before, but...

I just wanted to say

that i'm a real fan.

And I love your work.

I can't believe that I have

bumped into you like this.

It was a pleasure to meet you.

Totally Called Cars,

Our pain is your gain.

I'm calling my marker.

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Sandra Feldman

Sandra Feldman (October 13, 1939 – September 18, 2005) was an American civil rights activist, educator and labor leader who served as president of the American Federation of Teachers (AFT) from 1997 to 2004. more…

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