Please Kill Mr. Know It All

Synopsis: An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Production: Monarch Home Entertainment
  1 win & 6 nominations.
87 min

I don't waste my time with

hopes or wishes. I deal in facts.

Aren't you gonna make a wish?

Mostly useless.

But over the years, that useless

knowledge has come in handy for my day job.

My not forever job.

As I write books.

Actually I write book.

But I plan on writing the second

one once my first one is published.

But for now, I write a newspaper column.

Ask Mr Know It All.

How many hairs on a human head?

Well, that depends.

Is it a blonde, a

brunette or a red head?

Over all, I am happy to have

things just the way they are.

No changes, no surprises.

Hi, Sal. It's Patti!

Girl, we are famous!

What the...

- It's great news.

I don't want great news, how

do we go from obscurity to this?

You're not lying to me, are you?

I would never lie to you.

Wait, actually scratch that.

I'll just send it to you,

it'll explain everything.

Rock bottom.

- That's right.

You wrote to a newspaper columnist...

- It's pretty simple.

And this...

- Like most answers...

Who is this Mr Know It All?

I just don't know...

- Mr Know It All writes for a newspaper...

A simple man, i'm sure. Because the

answer... Right in front of us...

All spiritual leaders...

We all need to reach out.

I just assume if I turn them at

Passover, that it would be okay.

You have to have 3 months left on it.

Do you not even know

Mr Know It All column?


Time to disipline your kids

is not when you're angry...

Disipline them when you're calm.

I know, it sounds so simple.

If it wasn't for Mr Know It All...

I would've kept on with the...

Ineffectual damaging screaming matches.

Mr Know It All said it's perfectly

fine and happens to many guys.

So, i'm not the only one.


Your column is breaking records.

Okay, you were right. It's not that bad.

I have even have some

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Sandra Feldman

Sandra Feldman (October 13, 1939 – September 18, 2005) was an American civil rights activist, educator and labor leader who served as president of the American Federation of Teachers (AFT) from 1997 to 2004. more…

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