Play the Game Page #2
Lovely as usual.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You went with
the poker story, right?
Yeah, and she told me
you caved already.
What?
Please say
you didn't tell her.
You know how she hates
when I go rolling
for honeys with you!
She told me you
caved already!
Oh, what?
You idiot, I didn't cave.
You caved!
Oh, she... she totally
played you.
Damn it.
Damn it.
There you go.
All right.
What are you expecting,
a flood?
Come on.
There you go.
Okay.
You okay there?
Hemorrhoids.
No, I don't have
hemorrhoids.
I'm avoiding them.
Ahh!
Did you know the average
person experiences
over three "G"s of pressure
in their butt
as they sit down?
Uh, no,
no, I didn't know that.
Yeah, the slower you sit,
the less "G"s.
The way I do it, it's like
I'm sitting on the moon.
That's fascinating,
Mr. Ward.
You're full of
interesting factoids.
The Discovery Channel
never lets me down.
And not only that...
Whoa!
I was an apprentice to
Harry Houdini back in the day.
It's...
It's true, David.
I was in
the tank with him
at the Shelton for
his last show.
He taught me
everything he knew.
The secret to the
milk-can escape...
Are you ready to
get to work, Grandpa?
Oh, yes, sir.
- Ready and waiting.
- Okay, good.
Step one...
Step one:
reconnaissance.
First you need to
identify your target.
I go for a nice-looking,
intelligent girl
who I think can keep up
with me intellectually.
What about her?
Nice, but she's
drinking red wine,
and I like this shirt
way too much.
Ultimately,
I give up on the nice girl
and go for the hot chick.
What? Metamucil?
Oh, forgive me.
Where are my manners?
Oh, that's...
Oh, no, no, no...
Okay. Cool.
Oh. There.
All right, now,
step two:
the approach.
You have to meet her,
or, more accurately,
you have her meet you.
Planned spontaneity,
Grandpa.
That's the name of the game.
You gotta have her thinking
that she discovered you.
If she knows you're
pursuing her, it's all over.
- Excuse me.
- Oh!
Oh, my God,
I am so sorry.
That jerk-face.
Sure it's childish.
But if you find a woman
drinking club soda,
the shirt
practically cleans itself.
Here, let me buy you
a drink.
- All right.
- Come on.
Step three:
the buildup.
You gotta get her
interested in you.
And that's easy.
You just show her
how smart you are.
You know, I never understood
why this salt thing
takes out stains.
Well, salt is actually
sodium chloride
and the water from the stain
sublimates
the molecule's ionic bonds,
which releases energy
and cleans the stain.
Sometimes you gotta
make stuff up.
But if you
say it with confidence,
it's safe to assume they're not
gonna look it up
to see if you're right.
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