Planes Page #4

Okay. At the first split,

he's a full second behind Fonzarelli.

Yo, that's a lot of time to make up,

but this guy's aggressive.

Now he's making that hard

270-degree high-G turn!

Whoo! That's it!

Setting himself up. Left vertical turn.

Lining up for the three-pylon chicane.

He's gaining speed.

Now, he's only half a second

behind Fonzarelli.

And he is closing rapidly.

Now he's back on that stick.

Up he goes! Up and away!

Now only two-tenths of

a second behind Fonzarelli!

- Come on, Duster!

- Oh, it's going to be close.

He's going to do it. He's going to do it.

Oh, yes! What a finish!

Now, that's what you call flying!

Way to go, Dustmeister.

That's what I'm talking about.

Jetstream, the official time is

1 minute, 24.26 seconds.

Sixth place,

but what a close one, people.

Well, folks, that wraps up the trials

for the Wings Around the Globe Rally.

Hey, pal, sixth place

ain't nothing to be ashamed of.

That was a heck of a run.

Thanks.

ROPER:

Ow! Dagnabbit! Let me drive!

There you go, topped off

and all set, Mayday.

Will you stop! Unbelievable!

Why don't you just go back!

I mean, I think you actually

missed a pothole!

Man, you got to be the worst,

I mean the worst delivery truck

that has ever delivered a delivery!

- Can I help you?

- (COUGHING)

Please tell me

this is Propwash Junction.

Sure is.

Oh, finally. You know,

you're not even on the map.

Yeah, pretty drive though, ain't it?

Oh, yeah. Especially if you

like looking at dirt and corn.

Anyway,

I'm looking for a Strut Jetstream.

- Who?

- Jetstream. Strut Jetstream.

Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Do you have a photo?

Yeah, I got one right here.

No, I don't have a photo!

I have documentation that says

Strut Jetstream

lives in Propwash Junction.

Oh, whoa, whoa! Whoa,

wait a minute! Okay! Oh...

No, gosh I...

Hey, I'm Strut Jetstream.

Yeah! That's right!

(LAUGHS)

I knew I'd remember.

There he is, strutting on over here.

But you're mispronouncing it slightly.

- I am?

- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

It's actually pronounced

"Dusty Crophopper."

Dusty Crophopper.

Yeah. It's Scandinavian.

Right, and I'm Egyptian.

(SNIFFS) Googly moogly!

What is that smell?

- It's Vita-minamulch.

- Vita-mina-what?

The finest-smelling compost

this side of the Mississippi.

Original, creamy and chunky style.

(SNIFFS) Oh, yeah.

Smell that? It's like daffodils

and like Sunday dinner.

I just love it. I love it.

I got some minamulch, yeah!

I got some minamulch, yeah!

That old airplane needs some help.

Y'all know that, right?

BOTH:
Yeah.

Are you familiar with

the racing fuel additive, nitro methane?

Oh, yeah! Zip juice! Go-go punch!

That stuff will blur your vision

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