Planes Page #3

Now he's coming back to Gate Three!

Nicely done, my man.

Setting himself up a little high

through the blue pylons there,

lining up for the quadro.

He's taking a hard right with a

270-degree high-G turn! Yeah!

Back all the way around. Whoo!

- Cleanly through. Ha! Look at you, man!

- That guy's good.

It doesn't get much better than that.

All right. Good speed.

Lining up for the three-pylon chicane,

amazing pitch control.

Smooth! Fast! Clean!

He's going into the final turn,

into the half-Cuban 8,

pulling an aggressive 9.2 Gs.

Attacking the climb!

Wow. Now that's some speed.

Coming out of the Cuban 8 at

the end of a fantastic first run, people.

A 01.24. 16.

A very good time for

the other racers to try and beat.

Fast, tight through the pylons.

He's got a great pace going, here.

Hes just a half a second behind.

- Oh! Engine failure!

- CROWD:
Oh!

Out of the race. Bye-bye.

Great performance.

Watch the clock here.

I can't wait. Lining up for the Blue Gate.

Oh, no, he did not!

That's a major penalty.

- Sorry, dude. Eighth place.

- (GROANS)

Talk about fast.

Coming out the Cuban 8.

Fueled and ready, man.

Okay, bud, you're up.

Good and tight.

- All set.

- It's been a wonderful day here,

and we're down to our last competitor.

This is it.

From Propwash Junction,

Strut Jetstream.

"Strut Jetstream"?

Yep. Awesomest call sign ever.

(CHUCKLES) It was my idea.

- Ah. That explains it.

- Hey, ag-plane!

Landscaping was yesterday, man.

Get off the runway. We're racing, here.

- Second call for Strut Jetstream.

- No, no, no!

- Looking for...

- Yo! I'm Strut Jetstream.

- You are Strut Jetstream?

- Yep.

A crop duster?

Man, what's going on here?

Is everybody getting to fly today?

Man, your momma must have

had high hopes for you.

Now, you know you are

built for seed, not speed.

You have got to be kidding me.

- That farmer's going to race?

- (LAUGHS)

Seriously, with a prop that small?

Maybe he races that leaky,

old fuel truck next to him.

Who are you calling leaky?

I'll leak on you,

if you don't check your intake.

Don't lower yourself to their level.

Go on Dus...

Go on, Strut.

- (PLANES LAUGHING)

- PLANE 1:
Who's that guy?

- You're going to try out?

- PLANE 2:
A crop duster?

FORKLIFT:
Cornfield is over that way.

Nice of you to take the day off

just to lose!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Go, Duster!

It's going to be a tall order for him

to knock Fonzarelli out of fifth place.

And he's off!

Well, he's starting a little conservative.

This ought to be rich.

193 miles per hour.

He's into Gate Two,

clean through the horizontal.

What?

He's practically mowing the lawn.

Come to my house, man.

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