Pixies Page #2

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She loves the blintzes, crazy about 'em!

All she has left are these blintzes!

And now... no blintzes.

- I don't know what to do without blintzes.

- She is lost without these blintzes.

You're tearing her apart here, I tell you!

Apart is what we're torn!

- Something bad will happen.

- She needs the blintzes!

Joe, just... just get here quickly.

We need you at the desk.

Dad, I can work on the...

the cars, Dad!

I'm actually very competent.

It's not like every second of

my life is a complete disast...

Whoa.

- You guys do that one?

- That one was all the wingless wonder.

Agh!

Just one moment of peace!

Oh, my gosh, are you okay?

I'm fine, just fine, I...

Are you sure? Because I hit you

pretty hard with that door.

- Aw, that looks pretty bad.

- Uh...

You know, I wasn't even paying attention.

I was fiddling around with my phone thing.

Technological distraction, just more

industrial junk to distract us, right?

Ooh, kitty video!

Guy... hey! Snap out of it.

Come on, let's go get you some ice.

Take a load off.

Oh, relax,

I'll be right back with that ice.

Welcome to the jungle, baby.

Oh, wow, she's so cute.

Maybe my luck has changed.

Um...

I should say something. Uh...

You take all these?

- Yup! Each and every one.

- This is the Valdez spill?

Yeah, I took that one when I was seven,

just before my birthday.

- Where's this?

- Which one?

- The kid on a pile of tech junk.

- Oh, India.

You know most of our tech waste

ends up in a landfill in foreign countries?

That's weird, didn't know.

Uh, I might be out of ice.

- Hey, this tsunami one is pretty intense.

- Yeah, Sumatra.

I was having some freshly roasted coffee

with a few travel mates when, whoosh!

It just hit! I mean, lucky timing, I guess.

Hey, I can't find any ice, but I got this.

- Got what?

- Here.

Do you always attack

your guests with meat products?

Um, it's Tofurky,

so technically it's not meat.

And I don't have ice,

so this is gonna have to do.

A vegan with a throwing arm,

I didn't think that was possible.

Hey, if you have a problem with vegans,

you're gonna have two black eyes.

No, no, this is good. I surrender.

Atta boy, we vegans

aren't all that bad, are we?

I guess not.

Pictures are a little heavy, though.

Negative effects of environmental abuse

was a good angle for my last art show.

I'm actually getting ready

for my next art show this week.

It's a diorama set of a 1950's amusement

park, and I've sculpted everything...

Hear anything?

I think I discovered a secret,

human language.

Hey, guys, check this out.

Looks like Joe might have a girlfriend.

We'll see about that.

- I'd like to hear what they're saying.

- You can see it on his face.

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