Pixels Page #3

- You want to talk about it?

- No.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Oh God.

Sir, we're in the midst of an airfield

attack by an unidentified force!

Activate secure rf!

Momma no!

We were high school sweethearts.

The perfect couple.

Do you know he proposed

in a waterfall?

- I mean a fricking waterfall.

- Sweet.

But according to a text I got

20 minutes ago...

...he's marrying a 19 year old

named after a spice.

Not even spelled correctly.

It's just not where I thought I would be

at this point in my life.

Oh God, I hear that.

I was suppose to have a baby

with my ex-wife.

But the doctor who was helping us

make the baby...

...did help us make the baby.

But unfortunately,

I wasn't in the room.

Maybe this really is all for the best.

How do you mean?

You already married the wrong guy.

You got the worst part over with.

True, and you married

the wrong girl.

Maybe it just means we meet

the right person now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Woe!

Are you trying to kiss me?

Absolutely not.

Oh God.

Sorry. I thought we were

having a moment.

We were, a moment.

You seem like a very nice guy.

But I just met you.

Okay? And no offense...

...But I didn't think

my rebound guy is a 210 lb person

...that installs flat screens for a living.

First of all, 208.

And wow, I didn't peg you

as the snobby type.

Snob? Me?

Okay...

I am not a snob.

Okay, let's just say I was a billionaire

and we were out on my giant yacht...

...in the middle of the Mediterranean,

sipping champagne,

and I went in to kiss you.

Would you have kissed me back then?

Hold that thought, snobby.

Big man!

Can you get to the

White House right now?

I'll be there in 15.

While I would love to stick around

and listen to you lie...

about not wanting to make out

with the yacht guy...

...I have to go.

For the record,

I'm an amazing kisser.

All us nerds aregive.

Because we appreciate it more.

You didn't even brush

our teeth this morning.

I ate a Tic Tac!

Too late, sweetheart.

You had your shot and you blew it.

I'm not following you!

Yeah, whatever you say, stalky.

It's over. Deal with it.

Woe, she went from zero to psycho in

3.4 seconds. A new world record.

Hey, Steveo.

There's a crazy woman following me.

I guaranteed she's here to shoot the President.

If I were you,

I would break out the billy club...

and go full throttle on her.

Seriously.

Go right on through,

Lieutenant Colonel.

- Why are you folowing me?

- Oh, God.

I can't believe

they even let you in here.

Right.

Colonel Van Patten, you can go right

into the Situation room.

Yeah, see they need me in

the Situation room.

So have fun doing

whatever you're doing.

Mr. Brenner, President is waiting for

you in the Oval office.

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