Pistol Whipped Page #2

Yeah, okay, I'll make

something up, as usual.

Look, I'll bring her

by tomorrow.

Just make sure

you're here, okay, Matt?

I'll be here.

I owe you, man,

thanks. Thanks.

Yeah, sure.

Sweetheart, Daddy can't see you

tonight, he doesn't feel well, okay?

But I'll tell you what, we'll do

something real fun the rest of the day.

Take a seat.

Motherf***er,

I ought to kill you.

You don't want to do that.

Why not?

Because if you do, the Old

Man won't tear up your markers.

Man, you're confusing me for

somebody who'd give a sh*t.

Do you know him?

No, not really.

Bruno.

Very, very bad hombre.

Unfortunately, he's encouraging

bad behavior from the Italians

so he got to go.

Well, I don't suppose

I have much of a choice, do I?

No, you don't.

Well, tell the Old Man

that he's as good as dead.

That's real good.

But remember, they all

have kids just like you.

Thank you for reminding me.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

OLD MAN:
We work for

the government, Matt,

although they're going to be in

denial if any of us get apprehended.

These scumbags have managed to get

not above the law, but beyond it.

The law for them has no

meaning. That's where we come in.

You know what I prefer

to call our enterprise?

Extracurricular justice.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CHUCKLING)

Hey, what are you mad at?

Look who's here.

Is that your eyes causing that to

happen? Just looking at me I just...

Great grapes.

She's good.

The lemon drop kid.

Come on, pal,

we'll crack down together.

Maybe we'll raise

a few dollars.

Grab that door.

Hello, how are you?

I'm fine, thank you.

Korean? Japanese?

I speak both.

You speak both?

I speak both, too.

So, that guy was

rude to you, huh?

All right, sweetie, I'll pick

you up tomorrow, all right?

Bye.

Bye-bye. Have fun.

I will.

All right. Bye.

Bye.

Hey, Dad.

BECKY:
I really like it

down here.

MATT:
Me, too.

It's so quiet and peaceful.

Yep.

I wish Mom and Steve would

let me come here by myself.

But they're worried about the big

kids who hang out near the entrance.

I think Mom's worried about

their corrupting influence.

Corrupting influence. Well,

I suppose she's got a point.

I'm precocious, Daddy.

I read that in a book.

Precocious. Precocious,

well, I guess you know

what your grandmother

would say about that.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"

Oh, my God.

You asked what she'd say.

You can at least, like, kind

of play innocent next time.

Innocent?

Yeah.

I'm your daughter, Daddy.

You got a good point.

(CHUCKLES)

You got a good point.

Hey, you know, yesterday I was

supposed to pick you up and...

It's okay.

It's not okay. You know,

I feel really bad.

I know that, you know, I really

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