Pineapple Express
- R
- Year:
- 2008
- 111 min
- 1,460 Views
you and me deal with those criminals.
You ever dealt with a drug dealer?
It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward.
They think they're your friend,
but they're not.
Dale, I get your point. Thanks
for your input. Next caller, please.
I can't come.
What?
Why the f*ck not, Dale?
I just... Look, I can't come.
I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow.
It's a bad day for me.
Jesus Christ, Dale.
When were you gonna tell me?
My mom has been shopping all day.
- Why?
- She's already planning on couscous.
I said I might be able to go,
so why is she doing that already?
- Now I look like an asshole.
- You are one.
Come on, don't say that.
I just can't go. I have a job.
- Fine.
- "Fine"?
Don't come. I don't care.
Then why have you been inviting me?
I thought you wanted me to go.
If you don't wanna meet them,
I don't want you to.
I want to. I can't. I have a job.
I'm sorry. What do you want from me?
I just know they'll like you, that's all.
You're great, and you're funny...
...and you're sexy.
I just want them to see that.
- You want them to see that I'm sexy?
- Hey, people?
- Hi, Mr. Edwards.
- Can I help you?
No, I'm good. Thank you, though.
Yeah? I see you don't have
a visitor's badge. That's why I ask.
- I'm with her, actually.
- Actually, this is my boyfriend.
I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that,
but I just heard that.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm just wondering why you don't
date a nice guy your own age.
- She's very mature for her age.
- Yeah.
- Angie, hey. How's it going?
- Hey.
Hey, Clark, how you doing, man?
What's up?
I'm good, bro. I'm good.
Dude, I wanted to tell you.
You were hilarious today
in drama class.
Your Jeff Goldblum impression
made me pee my pants.
I wish.
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