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at some of your papers, and I think that I might...
Who are you?
Oh, I'm uh-- I'm uh, a grad student--
...and I, uh...
Back in my days, we did not have sixty-four bits.
Not even six bits. We barely had one bit.
And, we did all experiments--everything!--with zero only.
And, it upsampled both ways, left and right.
Yes, I would love to take you as my Ph. D. student.
Well that, uh, that's great. I cannot tell you how hard--
Unfortunately, I just got denied tenure.
Ok, granted, it was only the Letters section, and I was
the fourteenth co-author on that grant.
to work for a third-tier institution.
I can bring you with me if you like!
Uh, Miss T. A.?
Oh, just call me Cecilia.
Uh, yeah. Hey, can I get an extension?
Oh, um, then can I get an extension on the extension?
I suppose... Why? Is something the matter?
Uhh...well, I'm just kind of, uh...
Yeah, of course. No problem. I'm here to help you guys.
"Oh captain, my captain!"
Hey, uh, can I get an extension?
I guess--are you super busy too?
And we all went out to celebrate.
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