Phoebe In Wonderland Page #3

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I told her.

How'd the wrltlng go today?

Wrltlng? What wrltlng?

...lt'll come.

Oh, here she is.

What's the matter,

sweetie?

Aren't you hungry?

Oh, my god.

I'm sorry.

What happened?

It's to get in the play.

Oh.

What's thls?

Why'd you come to see me today?

Have you been

acting differently recently?

You can say anything you want

to me, anything.

Nothing you say can be wrong.

In school, you have to follow

certain rules.

You can't speak

at certain times.

You can't say certaln thlngs.

Here, it's the opposite.

You should say...

...whatever you want...

...whenever you want.

There's nothing I can't say?

No.

So...

...what do you want to say?

Nothing.

You are all very, very talented.

"You're all very,

very talented."

They always say that.

Here are your roles.

You wlll all be

In the muslcal number.

The Mad Hatter, Jeremy.

The Caterpillar, Tommy.

The Caterpillar?

I wanted to be the knight.

The Caterpillar's

a loser part.

Shh.

No small parts,

only small actors.

You're dead.

Jenny and Sally...

Card 1 and Card 2.

What?

We were robbed.

The Queen of Hearts...

...goes to Jamle.

That's a girl's part.

Fruitcake.

I'm gonna kidnap

your Patriot Girl.

Shh.

It was doing P.E.

Did you do stuff to?

Humpty Dumpty, Martln.

The Whlte Queen

goes to Monlca.

And Allce...

Phoebe.

I was so proud

of you today.

Good night.

Good night, love you.

Love you.

Are you asleep?

No.

So what do we do?

I don't know.

What do we do?

Are we gonna

do the play?

We are in a theater.

I think probably we should.

Don't you?

Aren't you gonna tell us

what to do?

No.

You tell me.

How do you put on a play?

You wear costumes

and say the words?

Well, then...

...jump.

When do we start?

When do you think?

When the lights go on?

Good.

Should we start?

It's so hot,

and I'm tired.

What a dull book this is.

What's the use of a book

wlthout plctures?

Where do I enter from?

Where do you think?

Offstage?

Oh, dear, oh, dear,

I shall be too late.

Wait!

I think I hear the queen coming now.

And if something's not done

about it in less than no time...

I'll have everybody executed

all round.

Homo.

Homo got the part.

Off with your head!

Fill up the glass with treacle and ink...

...and anything else

that is pleasant to drink.

Mix sand with the cider

and wool with the wine...

...and welcome Queen Alice

with ninety times nine.

Ninety times nine.

Let's conslderwho It was

that dreamed It all.

It must have been either me

or the Red King.

He was part

of my dream.

But then,

I was part of his dream too.

Which do you think it was?

Bravo.

Welcome to Wonderland.

That was amazing.

She just let us do it.

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