Peter And Vandy Page #2

first day.

F*** it. Let's go to the

Vietnamese place.

I don't feel like going out.

Come on, I don't want take out.

I'm settled in now.

Come on. I'm going to kill you.

Go get my coat.

Oh remind me to pick up some oil

soap on the way home.

Are we breaking in a new

baseball glove?

No. I'm breaking in a new purse.

What? Are you - really?

Yeah. Sometimes you want them

to look not so new.

That's so cool. Do you put it

under your mattress?

What?

Well that's what you do with

baseball gloves.

Thank you very much.

Do you tie it up with string or?

That's what you do with a

baseball glove?

Yes, you tie it up with string

and put a baseball inside and

you rub it down.

You don't, you don't put a

baseball inside?

Are you okay?

Just had a little aftertaste of

vagina.

Sorry. Here try it.

Try it?

Come on. Just smell it then.

Just experiment, loosen up.

No I don't want your "Poon

Thai."

Okay. Ew it got on me.

Exactly. This Pad Thai tastes

like "Poon Thai."

Can I have some of yours?

You're going to keep eating it?

Hey

Hey what's up man.

Keith

No no, hey Keith.

You had that look on your face

like maybe you didn't remember

my name.

No no no, not at all.

Vandy's brotherinlaw.

Right, right. He really does

look like that guy.

I know.

So uh you've met my wife Emma.

Hi I remember Emma also.

How are you Emma? How's Delia

I'm good how are you? She's

great she's over at the kid's

table having a blast.

You know I don't believe that

we're not at the same table.

I know.

I think it's crap.

It is.

It's ridiculous.

I know you guys never get a

chance to talk, it's bullshit.

Yeah, you know you're still on

my sh*t list. You don't get to

joke with me.

Okay well we're going to go

dance because Emma took some

dancing lessons.

Stripper!

Love them. How long have they

been married?

Eight years. You guys get

reminded of your wedding at

these?

Not really.

It was so romantic she blocked

it out.

Yeah.

What's wrong with you? He was

there the day we were betrothed?

I was.

You use that word every chance

you get.

Betrothed?

Yes.

Betrothed?

Yes.

Betrothed?

Yes. I get your joke Paul,

you're very funny.

I'm getting another cocktail

does anybody want anything?

I'll have a beer.

I'll have one too.

Honey?

I'm good.

Do you have any singles?

What do you want it for?

Nothing.

Honey, this is a formal event.

You don't have to tip the

bartender.

Bartender didn't have a problem

with it.

It's not done.

Of course it's done I've done

it.

I don't want to argue about this

with you.

I'm asking you nicely.

And I appreciate that. But this

isn't one of your cousin's

weddings.

You don't tip the bartender.

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