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and, um...

I love you.

I-I love you.

Happy birthday.

[Rock music plays]

Will:

You liked Teddy Fredricks.

Anna:

Yeah, before you came along.

Did you journal about him

and his thick neck?

Yeah, I was scared,

but he... he wanted me.

- Oh, how Victorian.

- [Laughs]

Wait, this is after

we were together?

Yeah, it was kind of a standing

offer until college.

- Really?

- Sure.

And?

Uh, we moved to Naples

and got married.

I-I chose you.

But you were into Teddy.

That is... [Scoffs]

What? I was curious.

I mean it's not...

You... You've been attracted

to other women.

I mean...

Yeah, not...

- Well...

- Well, no, not more than you.

No.

Okay.

Points for that.

Mm.

Thank you.

I suppose,

you know, you just...

[Sighs]

I w-wanted experience.

And I got in the way.

Obviously not.

[Siren wails in distance]

[Joan as Police Woman's

"Human Condition" plays]

Hale:
You're a real tit

sometimes, you know that?

Whatever.

I shouldn't drink champagne.

[Laughs]

Yeah,

I think you just think

you're way funnier

than you actually are.

- Nonsense.

- No.

- I'm very funny.

- Oh, yeah, you are?

- Mm.

- I think we can agree to disagree on that one.

You'd be lost without me.

Hey.

- Hmm.

- Hey.

- What?

- Mm.

I meant what I said

earlier.

About what?

About having a baby.

I want to have a baby.

- How about a puppy?

- Come on.

Mwah.

Can we have the bill,

please?

Reece,

that's not a waitress.

Oh, f***.

Human, human, human,

condition

Ow! Careful!

Human, human, human,

condition

Will:
I wouldn't be jealous.

Would you?

W-Were you thinking about...

about this the whole time?

- No.

- About... About...

- No, I just...

- ...my crush on Teddy Fredricks?

No, I'm just curious.

I was just curious.

- What do you mean?

- Hmm?

What do you mean

you're curious?

- Yeah.

- Are you asking asking?

Hmm?

I don't know.

No, I...

I'm just...

Maybe.

I'm just...

I don't...

[Scoffs]

[Car alarm wails in distance]

[Door closes]

Will:
Why'd you say

that sh*t last night?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

It was f***ing stupid.

I was very drunk. I'm sorry.

Sorry about Reece last night.

He had a...

- Oh, whatever.

- Yeah.

He had a lot to drink

before we went out.

- No. Really?

- [Laughing] Yeah, he did.

How many guys were you

with before Hale?

I have no idea.

Well, like, a number.

More than you, considerably

less than a thousand.

- And Hale was the best?

- No.

Anderson Cooper...

avarice bottom.

It doesn't bother me.

I know he was joking.

Will:
You never think about

being with anyone else?

No, not really.

Not seriously, no.

I mean, with Hale,

it's comfortable.

There's common cause.

That's everything.

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