Perfect Strangers Page #2

- No, it's for Peppe.

- Thanks.

- But Lucilla's not here.

- Right.

But I am.

And you were saying... what ?

- The usual things.

- Such as ?

Just... we don't know her,

so we were trying to guess.

Will she be tall, short...

The usual, no...

Is she a redhead, brunette...

- Blonde.

- We even thought she might be gray.

- Gray ?

- Yes.

Leave him alone !

- Come on, the eclipse has started.

- Let's go !

- I can see two.

- There are two.

- I can see two because I can't see.

- Use this to focus it...

Now I can see it ! It's lovely.

Lucilla's a nice name.

- Peppe and Lucilla. Sounds good.

- Yes.

About Lucilla, why don't you

tell us something about her ?

- What do you want to know ?

- Are you in love ?

How do I know...

Eva, how do you know

ifyou're in love ?

- Why are you asking me ?

- You study these things.

I'll tell you. Ifyou talk to her

for 30 minutes a day, you're in love.

- What if I talk for 60 minutes ?

- Then you're madly in love.

Then you stop talking,

which means you're married.

- How long have you been together ?

- Awhile, a few months.

Great ! The first sparks.

Are you ablaze ?

- Are you ?

- I'm ablaze.

- He's ablaze.

- I'm ablaze.

Why did you choose tonight

to introduce us ?

I didn't choose, itjust happened.

Do you remember the evening

I met you all ?

- I was so anxious !

- Why ?

- She was so tense, poor girl.

- Meeting Cosimo's friends !

All for this sweet deal here...

From that point ofview,

Lucilla wasn't worried.

- Lucky her.

- That's why she has a fever !

- I changed outfits 10 times that day.

- 20.

But apparently it went well,

I feel like one of the gang now.

- Who, you ?

- One of the gang ?

No way !

Darling, look at their faces.

They're teasing.

- They're teasing.

- Of course we are.

- You're our favorite.

- Cosimo, you got lucky.

It wasn't luck.

Hands off, surgeon.

- Leave me alone !

- Hands off.

How many do you see ?

Two.

- This sauce is good. What is it ?

- Capers and olives.

This summer we'll bring a ton of capers

back from the seaside.

Here they charge 7.50 euros

for a jar this size.

Damn ! I should grow capers

on my land in hills.

- Capers in the hills ?

- Yeah, 7.50 euros !

Please, you're not growing

capers now !

Laugh all you want,

it's a good business.

- Any news on the house in Salina ?

- Not yet.

- First trip without Chiara and Diego.

- I spoke to her, she says hello.

- How is she ?

- Miserable, back with her parents.

Her husband's having an affair

with a girl their daughter's age...

- It'll take time to get over it.

- She's nearing menopause, almost 50.

- She'll never get over it.

- I have lots of patients like her.

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